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DNA on iplayer is canny. Danish scandi-noir thing. The usual tormented scruff detective. But it's pretty well done. Two seasons of it, I'm watching the second one now. No tits, for those that need that sort of thing from their scandi shows.

Say nuttin'.

You wouldn't understand, it's an urban ting.

Dave, have you fucking heard of climate change?! If there's another one of these posts in a year or two, I will personally vasectomise you. Congratulations though, I suppose.

Apple TV. As for the rest of your post, expect a visit from my aassociates. They will be black so please try not to be racist.

Everything's coming up roses for this one. Nice one. 👍

Need to get on Silo. I'm fucking loving Top Boy. Just the last season to go. Absolutely convinced I could have made it big in the world of London high rise drugs gangs. Lamenting the missed opportunity.

If one of them wants to fill us in on the plan to: 1. Win the Championship every year, but.. 2. Come to an agreement with the EFL that they don't have to be promoted cos who wants to be in the PL anyway, and... 3. Somehow just repeat this every year without ever benefitting from the PL money and still being better than all of the teams that go up in their stead and come back down, strengthened and newly flush with parachute money... I'm all fucking ears. Also, did they intentionally throw the playoffs last year as part of the above plan?

Massively flattered by the scoreline and they still lost.

Man United pull one back and Kane IMMEDIATELY scores a third for Bayern. THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL!

Cheers man.

Another tough night for the Mekon. 2 nowt Bayern.

Nice one, sounds class. I haven't been abroad since pre pandemic and I'm pretty desperate for it now. Need my dogshit job situation to work itself out one way or another first though.

She could make decent money as a Les Dawson lookalike. Johnson has just declared war on Sunak over his net zero bullshit. Fucking sick of this lot.

Seriously, do you think I GIVE A FUCK where your wife went on holiday?!

Where did your wife go on holiday? Alaska. Don't worry about it, I'm not that bothered. She's your wife ffs.

Next time, pick your laptop up and work it like a corn on the cob.

Same way you get your white wee wee out. Lick it.

White wee wee

Stigmata would explain the bandages, I suppose.

What a run from the keeper. I can see how none of the Atletico defenders picked him up though, with the subdued outfit he was wearing.

They're mentally ill, man. Our transition in the last 18 months has completely broken them. This is genuine alternative reality, psych ward shit.

Just by way of context... 17 April, 2022, we beat Leicester 2-1 at SJP which took us to 37 points, which would turn out to be enough to avoid relegation that season. 19 September, 2023, we leave the San Siro with a point in our first Champions League match for 20+ years. Less than 18 months. That is fucking ludicrous. It's a Ted Lasso plotline. Aye, our press doesn't seem anywhere near as intense as it did last season, and we seem to have lost something going forward, but that's maybe 100 steps forward, 7 steps back in terms of our progress. It's not gonna be linear, we were that good last season, so we should be this good this season. We need to chill out and actually enjoy what's going on a bit. It's absolute madness where we've got to so quickly.