Gemmill

Good lad.

"in excess of £100m" according to Hope. I mean I don't know what more you could expect. You can't make it £150m cos a) he's not worth that and b) he'd never sign it.

Didn't we buy him for 35? 100 is great tbh.

NEW FWIEND!

Just got scam called by "O2". Thoroughly enjoyed it. He starts with "As you are such a loyal customer, we're going to give you 30% off your next bill. Sounds good?" "Sounds amazing." "How much did you pay on your last bill?" "You tell me, you're O2." "*10 seconds of silence*" "Hello dickhead?" Then he hung up. I'm with Plusnet Mobile

They've got mad amounts of data on training load for each player. They'll just be doing what the numbers say.

Craig Hope claps back.

I'd fucking knock that coffee all over you if we were face to face, BOYO.

My mam was forever describing fit women on telly as hard faced when I was a kid. I was sat there silently thinking...

YEAH! You seen the STATS for that game, MUTHAFUCKA?!

Gloom absolutely PREACHING the stats itt. A convert.

Dave I've posted his career PPM further up the page for the love of CHRIST.

Even if it's true that local people in real life told him he was doing a good job, the fact he took it at face value and couldn't detect that he was being pitied and patronised is telling.

Discovered you could search for managers in Sofascore and had been meaning to put this on here. Won 5 more games than he lost in his entire managerial career. A CAREER 1.39 points per game. No cunt should be talking to this bloke about football management.

Forgot about Conrad Poohs. Congratulations on your three points, dickhead.

Villa put out a shit side, I think. Just watching the Brighton highlights here and they blew a couple of good chances. Arsenal, Man City, West Ham and Newcastle the only English sides to pick up points in Europe this week. Not as easy as it looks eh, Erik? You fucking balloon.

@sammynb If you ever take a break from listening to these lesbian power trios of yours, have you seen Lol Tolhurst has just put a book out called Goth.

Enjoyed the news that the FC Copenhagen keeper posted to his Instagram that his team "deserved all three points from that shit hole" after their game at Galatasaray last night. He's amended his post after receiving death threats.

You're WELCOME.

Have you watched Mare of Easttown or Mayor of Kingstown? Completely unrelated but both are good. The first is Winslet, second is Jeremy Renner.

Top Boy is great too, Renton. If you're watching on Netflix, the order is Top Boy Summerhouse first then Top Boy. Summerhouse is the original C4 show and Top Boy is Netflix's follow up.

You're welcome. Set in The Boys universe. Just landed on Prime.

Tough balance for them in future. They've got to decide in advance whether this year is a 1st place or a 7th place finish. Like deciding whether or not to shoot the moon in Hearts.