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It was going in the goal if it hadn't hit his arm. It's obviously a penalty. Neville still hates Arsenal from his playing days.

Same kid who scored the own goal. They might he better off playing Eric Dier.

If this isn't a penalty they need to cancel all remaining fixtures until the refs sort their shit out.

Maddison is absolute quality but he wanted to go to London so fuck him. If anyone doubts that he wanted to go to London, please look at his hair.

Magical own goal. Then Saka taking the piss out of Maddison's darts celebration. Lovely.

That's quality tbf.

I fancy Spurs to get the treatment from Arsenal today. Their free flowing just go out there and express yourself football might not stand up to proper scrutiny. And seriously, if your natural inclination is to respond to this with "Well, there's 3 points for Spurs guaranteed", why don't you just FUCK OFF instead. Seriously. No seriously.

Very suppositious.

Marr reckons that spring is now more likely than Autumn. Sunak is reportedly about to abolish inheritance tax. Not a great look when you're worth over £700m. Also, he's about to announce the scrapping of the Manchester leg of HS2.... Just before holding their party conference in Manchester. He doesn't give a fuck anymore.

Listen to the fucking Mekon moan about that VAR decision at full time, even though it's blatantly correct.

Burnley trying to set a new record for the action areas graphic here.

This Hannibal kids looks like a right cunt.

Brentford, the fucking insipid cunts. The evening hangs on Kompany and his big daft kid's cap now.

Hasselbaink looks like he's just finished his shift as a WH Smith security guard here.

No idea why but this made me think of a scenario where CT squeezes fresh orange juice using the apex of his cone. Maybe as a peace offering to the Brentford fans.

I almost wish they'd disallowed it for that so we could have had a proper inquest into just wtf is going on with some of these decisions.

You could hear the bums shuffling frustratedly on the seats.

VAR nearly disallowing a goal by looking at the wrong offside.

Class, I hadn't checked the score. My fucking mam text earlier to tell me she's watching Welcome to Wrexham.

Looking forward to Pickford serving up a couple of those. Kompany is welcome to look like the next Pep this evening too.

Barbie. Bang average. Margot Robbie is unreal though.