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Ten Hag sent to the stands for shagging a whippet.

Pretty sure Neville jumped up in the air and landed in the splits when that went in.

Gary Neville with a James Brown goalgasm too. I don't want these to win but that is objectively fucking hilarious. Their stupid flyers and all their indignation, just immediately undone.

Getting beat straight away.

If any club is capable of making the atmosphere so poisonous that their own team can't perform, it's this lot.

Never lost two in a row at Celtic. He's lost 3 in a row now at Spurs. They've got a bunch of injuries, but I reckon he was always gonna be a streaky confidence type manager.

If Villa's twat goalkeeper could score an own goal, that would finish this one up nicely.

Bentancur's first game back after doing his ACL and Cash has just hacked him and he's had to go off. This is the start of the violence. Son will avenge Bentancur next. The Koreans love a revenge story.

Aye, Watkins and Son to kick each other to death.

Listen. Pugwall's niece does not issue bans, temporary or otherwise to Toontastic's premier match day mascot.

I want to see Howe and Tindall goose-stepping up the Champs Elysee if we win.

Nobody is more invested in Everton losing all their matches, but it's temporary ceasefire time today when The Mekon rolls into town. I hope Calvert-Lewin snaps his hamstring scoring his 5th.

Just the CL, dearest. Then we can focus on smashing fuck out of the PL and cups we can actually win.

Fair play to MOTD btw. Match order last night was: Luton v Palace Newcastle v Chelsea Burnley v West Ham Forest v Brighton Sheff United v Bournemouth Man City v Liverpool Brentford v Arsenal The big lads demoted for serving up absolute shite.

Aye I'm really looking forward to him getting a sustained run so he can get back to the fast feet, bamboozling defenders stuff. Saw a tiny glimpse yesterday.

Love how aggro Isak gets during a goal celebration. Miley went to celebrate with him and noped out of it when Isak started being erratic, and then he looked like he was gonna kick fuck out of Lascelles when he scored.

Aye but he looked like the minotaur.

Fucking hell he looks and sounds like a bairn. He's gonna be some player though.

Bruno is untacklable at times. He's fucking class.

Granddad's drunk again!

Listen, you finally got your first win. We're all happy for you. But your run of one ends on Tuesday.

I think he's fucking class and he can do something none of the rest of our midfield does - carrying the ball at pace.

I'd make Miley MOTM just cos he shouldn't be able to make it look that easy at 17.

Dummett with the Bobby Moore shit.

Ndiweni couldn't keep the grin off his face running on there.