Gemmill

Who's on co-comms? Is it Don Goodman again?

As much as the commentator wants to big him up, Gvardiol got lucky there.

Yikes.

How do you think he gets his mate to always be the designated driver?

Aye I've been all over her socials this morning letting her know that I absolutely would shag her. I think it's helped.

Plenty of charvers do this on the metro too.

He's claiming he broke his rib and hid it throughout filming. I'm hoping this is him getting his excuses in early for being permanently in tears.

Is this little cunt on the latest series of this?

I've got one episode of Silo to go. It would make a great video game - along the lines of a Bioshock, which was class.

Everton making a play for the lucrative tofu-eating wokerati market.

He's been suspended by GB News who have issued a formal apology. The fucking woke pussies.

Did not expect to log in today and find Rayvin demanding that Starmer back dat ass up.

At the end of the game. If you read that article, basically you take all of the shots that each team had and their associated xG and you then run thousands of simulations of the match (up to 100,000). By the time you've done that, you've got a distribution of Newcastle wins, Liverpool wins, and draws. Let's make numbers up, and say it was 60% Newcastle wins, 10% draws and 30% Liverpool wins. So Newcastle's expected points would be (60% * 3) + (10% * 1) = 1.9 points.

In answer to your question, the Liverpool game was a decent part of it. Our xP in that game was 1.93 to their 0.81, but obviously we got 0 and they walked away with 3. https://understat.com/match/22304 The stats tab there shows you. If you click on the timing tab and then on Nunez's goals in the time line you can see how absurdly unlikely it was for him to score twice from two shots with a combined xG of 0.36. But that's what the cunt did.

Given your burgeoning reputation as a stats man, here's an article on xP, how it's calculated etc. https://luke-beggs.medium.com/creating-an-expected-points-xp-calculator-for-football-matches-ce4edd18d16f#:~:text=Calculating xP in this basic,then give you the result).

Expected points league table shows we "should" be 4th. Brighton, Spurs, Villa, West Ham, all doing better than they "should" - tbf Brighton are owed from last season. Man United should be even worse off than they already are.

Denim clad badge kisser innit.

Oz was great. I imagine it looks rough as fuck if you watch it now though.

Wonder what it could be about (HE'S BLACK) Callum Wilson that they've taken against him for?

"If"!?

Some of the author's other great articles.

Sat in the corner with your hands over your ears, repeating "three more stops three more stops three more stops".

The kid singing is the one that flicked Renton's ears.