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  1. Gemmill
    I had my big lad's walking boots on earlier but I'm currently recovering from the fucking giant burger I've just eaten at The Round on the Main Street. Hoping for an hour's sleep before our game. Living the fucking dream.
  2. Gemmill
    I'm in Keswick for the weekend again and the huge news is that I can key the Villa match working on my phone through IPTV despite a dogshit signal. Hoping this carries over to our match later.
  3. Gemmill
    3. Shite-on.
  4. Gemmill
    A police investigation into sexual assault claims is fine, but don't you fucking dare turn up late for training. Man United and its famous standards.
  5. Gemmill
    And if anyone wants to tell me I've jinxed it now, tell it to fucking Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, cos I COULDN'T GIVE A SHIT.
  6. Gemmill
    Along with many other things, Howe seems to have fixed Wilson's "injury prone" thing. Not to say he won't get injured but he hasn't had an extended spell out for a while now.
  7. Gemmill
    They're doing a check on it so it doesn't look like he's out for any length of time. He probably just had one foot up on the window sill when he was dealing with wykiki's lass.
  8. Gemmill
    Has anyone watched the press conference. This must have been a Ryder question.
  9. Gemmill
    They were supposedly about to buy Inter a year ago.
  10. Gemmill
    You just need to have the skills to get under the bonnet and fix things.
  11. Gemmill
    Nothing wrong with this thread, @Renton
  12. Gemmill
    90 minutes is a long time in football.
  13. Gemmill
    He's the Billy Elliot of lumberjacks.
  14. Gemmill
    I bet the coppers are there looking at one another like "am I really now assigned to a tree murder case?!"
  15. Gemmill
    Drogba knew.
  16. Gemmill
    It'll definitely affect tourism to the area. There's always yanks there wanting to see it cos it was in Robin Hood Prince of Thieves.
  17. Gemmill
    I googled it and someone has already changed the name on Google places to Sycamore Stump.
  18. Gemmill
    I hope he did tell the kid to fuck off tbh. He was probably sick of the sight of bamps.
  19. Gemmill
    Exactly!
  20. Gemmill
    Brian Mcfadden spent two years married to Kerry Katona. I'd back him to knack ISIS.
  21. Gemmill
    Listen, this wasn't an invitation to start one of your terrible pun runs. It's too soon.
  22. Gemmill
    I like this new persona for Luke Edwards. The Treequalizer.
  23. Gemmill
    Aye tree's gone whatever happens. Hopefully they commission a local artist to put something fitting up in its place. I must admit I'm a bit worried that we're gonna be subject to grief tourists holding a candlelight vigil, laying flowers and crying on the spot where the tree used to be.
  24. Gemmill
    I feel genuinely sad about this. It's always fucking rammed but it's still a lush spot. There's some proper cunts knocking about.
  25. Gemmill
    Whoa, I was just there a couple of months back. I mean if this is Just Stop Oil I'm renting a diesel car and running it outside my house til the tank empties.
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