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The reports coming out of their conference are batshit mind. Proper fringe party nonsense.

Appropriate that he wears a dunce's hat during the operation.

Everton have got 4 points but their expected points is almost 3x that at 11.63. Which is very disturbing news to anyone that wants to see these pricks dumped out of the league.

They've completed that review and, leaning heavily on their "it's always somebody else's fault" motto, they've concluded that it's because Klopp shouted at that 4th Official.

Aye. They've gone from the party of responsible government to the party of OMG LOL GREAT WIND-UPS GUYS. Not sure there's much of a future in it. The last thing these dickheads should be doing is reminding people of their provable lies.

It'll be all that Moretti/spaghetti.

BTW there are people on here that will openly admit to standing up to wipe their arse. Maybe the banjo insult isn't as far off the mark as we'd like to think.

Well if nothing else, you know how to wipe your arse. Couldn't agree more though, grown adults standing up to wipe their arse are INSANE.

In my defence, how the FUCK was I supposed to know about the bloke's illness. But I'd still argue that my post is less insensitive than them reading the bloke's final post on his blog, and jumping to the comments section and posting "here's a link to the new discord server we've set up".

They should ask mumsnet to start an NUFC room for them. In all seriousness they're all STILL welcome on here, but you've got to not be a giant vagina about it.

Get this prick blacked up and on the podcast. Little pencil tache stuck on.

If anyone from their WhatsApp is still reading this, you are the softest bunch of no craic dweebs we've ever had on here. We could've been great together but you quite simply weren't cool enough. Just like my ex-wife.

Christ, what a fucking wet lettuce.

This one still runs the Jimmy Savile fan club.

New people should also be aware that MrBass is a CONVICTED RAPIST.

One thing lads. I'm universally recognised as the greatest match thread starter that this site has ever seen. There's an Australian idiot doing it at the minute who's doing OK if you like that sort of thing. (I don't). Just don't start a match thread unless you have a very thick skin and are prepared to be pilloried if the result doesn't work out. We don't even let thebrokendoll start threads anymore after he nearly wrecked Champions League qualification last season.

Was that when your dog decked you?

She honestly doesn't look that good on this. Still absolutely would though. There's lasses on it way younger with kipper lips that look a lot worse.

TBD is definitely our ticketing correspondent.

It's a very efficient system we have here.

Channel 4 so you can get it all on catchup. Tbf to Messenger, she's ageing gracefully - grey hair and wrinkles (and massive fake jammers).

I've just read the article too. I don't click on chronicle links cos their website is basically what it's like having a computer virus. Sorry to hear about Ed. You're obviously all welcome here btw. Just stick around and you'll either like it and stay or you won't and you won't.

You're perfectly welcome you big fanny.

Melinda Messenger rocking up in Celebrity SAS. And Gareth Gates.