Gemmill

Aye this group is tremendous. Like you say, every match is a massive event.

Ughhhhhh Jenas on co-comms.

Rio talking like we're fucked. He's been watching too much Man United. I hope we put them and this prick in their places.

The pizza's gone fortunately, or else I'd be eating spunk pizza.

My boy looks like he's lost some of the puppy fat. Veeerry handsome.

PEARSON! They've assembled all of Newcastle's greatest content creators.

Aye I just hope we don't freeze. Hard to think we will at home.

Gloom's wedding night self-talk.

Tremendous start to the evening. I've got a brace of chocolate éclairs too, which I'll try to keep til half time. Ooh la laaaa!

I hope Rio's getting fucking pelters from the crowd for his Ashley bullshit.

Eddie's on.

Longstaff scoring would be tremendous too. But I'll take owt.

I would fucking love this.

Looks alright to me. Botman miss is huge but Big Jamaal is ready to have a monster night.

First I've heard of this but the News Agents lot seem to think Sunak is now being advised by Cummins.

Highlights of us v Barcelona is currently on Tnt 2.

Things shaping up nicely in my living room too. I'm 5 minutes away from putting the oven on for an M&S pizza.

We really have now reached the point where nations should refuse to participate. Or clubs refuse to release their players.

Fan friendly!

"Lads I'm trying to think of a banner for the game. Anybody got any ide-" "Dead Mussolini" "What's that?" "Dead Mussolini. Get it printed." "..."

All of it. The way she thinks she's dropping profound fucking science. But especially the way she signs off at the end with the fingerpointing. These are fucking weird, weeeeeeird people.

That decision was absolutely mental.

At least the mackems had to spend a few years in League 1 for it to break them mentally. All it took for these pricks was one season out of the top 4 and they've gone full football QAnon. Good.

Absolutely criminal inattention by the VAR to not know what the onfield decision was prior to beginning his check. But it's still just a refereeing error, whether it happened onfield or in the VAR bunker. You don't get replays for that.