Gemmill

Julien Laurens a lot less smug than usual for some reason.

1.05 to 0.85 xG. Who gives a fuck about xG anyway?!

James Richardson doing the highlights show now. Don't mind if I do.

Trippier's son leaving with Mbappe's shirt Must have fucking took it off Longy.

Aye. I'm sure he didn't mean it as bad as it came off, but he's just such a fucking cunt that he can't help it.

You have to log in to RTG to bathe in mackem tears now. Unacceptable.

Get Eddie interviewed so I can go to bed.

Lascelles was magnificent. Absolutely made up for him. They all were tbh. Anderson needs to get his goal though. He's like the last virgin in the gang.

The press is officially back BTW. They couldn't cope at all.

Predictions are kinda my thing.

Stream has gone right on the final whistle.

Schar.

Howe openly shaking his head at Pope's kicking.

Should've scored Bruno.

They're not used to this level of pressure in their league. I reckon it's as simple as that. They're used to getting way more time on the ball.

Aye was just thinking there, couple of mistakes creeping in from Longstaff.

Big Jamaal chasing Dembele down.

Geordie hat trick coming up.

Who is this absolute stereotype they're bringing on?

I dunno why Gordon refuses to take off on a run for a pass in behind. He always wants the ball played into him before taking his man on.

Bleuch.

Couldn't be happier for Longstaff. That is amazing.

I fancy 8-0.

Best half time éclair I've ever had.

They might call that a swing in Minnesota, BONNY LAD!