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If it does, I'd just become a pirate cos I'm adaptable. RAMBLER BOY.

BTW, the SHAME does not live with the non-rambler. The SHAME lives with the ramblers/Chris Bonnington wannabes. So SUCK ON MY NICE CLEAN WALKING BOOTS, DICKHEADS!

Married to a tekka innit. On the plus side, I'll be staying in my mother's FABULOUS static caravan, so it's zero cost.

I'm in Keswick at half term so that bridge collapsing under you would probably have left you in a better state than me kicking you up and down the length of Keswick main street. If we're trying to focus on the positives.

Well aye of course it did. I wasn't suggesting he'd done it by magic.

Fair play to Moyes btw. He's lost Declan Rice and still turned them into a better team.

It wasn't us dropping off, it was West Ham realising that you can't park the bus when you're 2-1 down.

Aye I'd say so. Good result for us too. Annoying having been ahead but we'd all have taken this.

Fuck.

Tonali gets properly frustrated when people aren't on his wavelength. I'm not sure he's a big Anderson fan.

Back down to 7th after Brighton equaliser. If Liverpool are getting top 4 (and I think they are) we probs want them to win today.

Hey arseholes. We don't post stuff like this unless we concede.

Ugh Ward-Prowse territory.

Ugh, wish he hadn't tried to take it round the keeper.

Cool as fuck finish.

Miles on.

Trippier off here?

Given. Get in.

Phases of play and all that shite, he's onside isn't he.

Miggy's one foot. We're gonna have to start slinging it into the box here and hoping for something to fall right.

Isak getting into the game a lot more but we need a striker in the middle. Wilson needs to see a good portion of the second half if he's fit. With Isak still on the field.

Paqueta getting away with that one cos Bruno got away with his.

Them scoring first is a disaster cos it's turned it into a game where we need to break a set team down and we can't do it.

Brighton winning.

Bruno. He's really lucky if he doesn't get a 2nd yellow here.