Gemmill

Straight down under no challenge, grabbing his hamstring.

Schar fucked.

No Trippier. SCHAR BLAMMERS!

Fulham are gonna park the big pink bus here.

A rare misstep from Hungry Jack's on Optus there. Barbecue Sauce on a burger? Don't mind if I don't, dickheads! Anyway, settle in for a regulation 3 points today. Daddy's home.

Two Rolls Royces return to service. One to the back 4, the other to match thread duties. Beautiful symmetry.

And a highly effective one, at that.

On one of the recent Rest Is Football episodes, Lineker and Richards were talking about different times they've met Dynamo. Anyway they were each describing tricks he'd done etc. Then Richards goes to Lineker "Do you believe in it though?" Lineker was like "well.... They'll be tricks."

In the bloke's ear for the full 500 mile round trip, telling him how disabled he is.

Their big anti Saudi protest has been cancelled too. Good and fucking proper.

No way Fauntleroy will be able to pull off the personal assistant look.

Not even match day and we've already taken the Black Cats Bar good and proper.

KLD is no longer the best thing since big tits.

From ham onwards you're having a NIGHTMARE here. A Ramsay's Kitchen NIGHTMARE.

Cake pops. Fucking vile cake on a stick.

Sly Bailey is CT's Christmas drink of choice.

I didn't want to say that it might lose you some weight off your sweaty tits, yet here I am having to say it.

I quite regularly have lasagne made with thinly cut layers of aubergine instead of pasta. It's great. It's a faff and absolutely not as nice as lasagne but I don't have to stand and cut the fuckers so I don't care.

Eeyah man! Yi gan to the match with them!

You should try CT's. That won't.

Wasn't part of his ridiculous rant him mentioning how long he had played and managed here? And yet suddenly he's Manuel off Fawlty Towers. "I speek Eengleesh very well. I learn it from a booook."

We could buy that Branthwaite lad off them for £20m on Jan 1 if they like.

Aye I mean it probably ends the bid because they're more likely to be acquiring a Championship club. I think the prospective owners will find the funds. I think the only way it happens is if this 777 lot decide to walk away. If they remain interested, then surely they'll put the additional in.