Gemmill

Aye at this point in the last election cycle, we were a few months into a global pandemic. We could have another of those to look forward to.

Ecky thump to the back of the head, and thrown in to the cement mixer.

Reeves is shit scared of the markets too. Terrified of being another Truss. So we're basically just controlled by the markets now.

My new MP is a young whippersnapper who is super-engaged. I've had more letters and emails off her in 9 months than I've had off any previous MP across the whole of my life. I might email her just to get shit off my chest, and tell her how hoodwinked I feels to have voted for this lot, to find that actually everything is just gonna get shitter, but they're gonna start with the people whose lives are already desperate. If the economic situation dictates that we're fucked, then fine. But pick better targets for your policies, you dicks. I'd happily pay another 5% of tax and I WILL miss it. So make those that actually won't miss it pay more. There are LOADS of them.

MF pissing all over himself btw. What really happened here is he stood up to wipe his bum like the classic mong that he is, and accidentally produced an extra spurt of piss. And then made up a story about pissing while he was driving and how his knob's too big to fit in a bottle.

Which is why it was so important for Labour not to fuck this up. They've had 9 months and decided that Austerity 2.0 is the answer. I keep hearing that taxing the rich won't bring in enough to solve the problems. OK I don't believe you, but fucking do that first anyway and THEN see where else you need to get cash from. They're talking about doing away with the tax on US tech companies to keep Trump happy ffs. Nothing you do will make him be nice to you you fucking dopes. Have you not been watching how this bloke operates?

Well aye we both know that, but people that just see sound bites of the bloke "telling it like it is", and know that their lives have been made much harder by the Tories and Labour... Why would they not think let's give this lot a try?

We're talking about people that aren't up on the news here though. They engage with politics once every 5 years at an election, and they're being made worse off by everybody they've voted for so far. What are they gonna do, go with Labour again who just took their kids free school dinners off them?

Reform are fucking hopeless but at this stage when they've been failed by the Tories, and are being failed by Labour, I couldn't really blame people if they decided to roll the dice on Reform.

I cancelled my membership direct debit last week like. Sent them an email telling them to cancel my membership and saying I thought it was the other lot that made the already poor and disabled worse off. Nothing good to say about those cunts atm.

There's nothing to be gained from reading and reacting to everything Trump says like. I got back into the habit of making the Guardian front page one of my regular visits, and it's just a direct line to increased anxiety, so I've stopped again.

Let us k ow the projects you're currently working on, so they know where to dig.

I've got a nasty feeling they're gonna be looking to exact some Yorkshire Justice, and they're up there plotting it right now. If we don't hear from you for the rest of the day, we'll let the authorities know.

He's making a load of noise. It's what he does. He has torched his country's relationship with almost every historical ally. Their economy is now in trouble and he needs distractions more than ever.

Yeah he doesn't sound bothered at all. He's got me convinced.

I think this is just noise to distract from the stuff they're actually doing in their own country. And as usual, it's working.

This is why you do it on the Friday. Congratulations though. Nowt better than handing your notice in.

He's right though, it would have absolutely ruined the homecoming of the League Cup. Thankfully that was avoided, and instead he didn't get the thing that he had wished for more than anything else in his life.

I've just put it on. Not sure how long it'll stay on.

Isak described as the "170 million euro centre forward" in that article. These Italians know their onions. And that is now the going rate for anyone that wants him this summer.

Americans all think Van Halen are mint. A band that barely registered in the UK cos they're absolutely fucking crap.

153 touches for Burn v Albania apparently. About 7 times what Salah managed last Sunday.

Suspect you'll need to be quick, but here's the full match on YouTube. There's plenty chrome extensions that will allow you to download the video as an mp4, etc. @sammya @sammynb No idea who Sammy A is but I couldn't delete the name once I'd added it.

Toonpack's front gate is a turnstile.

Mackems are sorting a plane to fly past, towing the words "It's arnly the leaygue cup, marra!"