Gemmill

I just discovered that if you go into Google on your phone, tap the microphone, and then tap "search for a song", you can sing to your phone and it'll match it to a song. The way this game is gonna work is, if you can get a higher percentage match than the previous poster for the same song that they sang, first you post a screenshot to prove it, then it's your turn to nominate your own song and challenge the board to beat your score. THE GOLDEN RULE: you can only hum the song. The score comes out too high if Google can search for lyrics. This is about your musical ability and singing/humming voice, it is NOT about your ability to recite lyrics. So, is there ANYONE OUT THERE who can beat my 49% match for humming How Deep Is Your Love by the BeeGees. I'll be honest. I have my doubts.

Good that he's just moved from a country with very strict gambling laws to a country that actively encourages betting and which includes betting adverts during every break on Sky Sports. Even suggesting possible bets at half time during football matches. That should help.

BAFANGOOL! WHAT A MAMALUKE!

He's put weight on.

Mint. 😬

I can't offer any useful help, but I hope you get sorted because I imagine it's really difficult to hear/have on your mind.

If you think Seinfeld has aged badly, how do you explain the fact you wear the same jeans and shirts as him.

Just like Seinfeld.

My mate got corporate tickets for PSG the Saturday before the game. I was pleased for him, but that shouldn't be possible when people are wearing fingers down to the nub refreshing and just being told there aren't any tickets available. I suppose the club's response would be this is how we're gonna compete with the big lads.

Isn't Kelsey Grammer a full Trump loony these days? It's a firm no from me to that shit anyway.

Looking forward to the Professor breaking down his refresh technique.

I mean it sounds like he's about to shed his skin and reveal himself as not from this planet. Terrifying.

I thought it was gonna major on the investigation. But the first episode was all young Savile and his little sidekick creepily sex offending their way through the 60s. And the episode starts an ends with interviews with the real life victims that are featured in that episode. Eesh.

I love this clip. I would have ran from the room.

The family on that thing man. Fuck sake. We watched the first episode of the Savile thing. It's brutal. I felt like a sex offender for convincing my lass to sit through it.

The Last Shadow is decent. The Yorkshire Ripper thing. Striking just how much of Yorkshire was either a prossie, shagging prossies, or hating prossies (all the coppers). Canny bleak obviously but pretty well done.

Whatever happened to omerta?

Weird as fuck that people are coming on here trying to "win" an argument about this situation. I say nowt cos a) I don't know enough to offer an opinion and b) even if I did, my opinion is completely fucking irrelevant. Particularly to a bloke who has family caught up in this horror show. It's enough to just be horrified about the ENTIRE THING without having to get someone to admit their position is wrong or that they're not quite looking at it right or whatever. Argue about football or who wipes their arse right, and leave stuff like this alone beyond just being appalled. You're not "right" and you're not gonna "win".

England in all sorts of bother here.

Cheers mate, will have a watch of this. I've looked into all sorts - the performaxe thing that Andy Timmons uses, a stand that holds it in playing position (actually worse cos you have to try and play around the stand), the daft cushions that classical guitarists use, etc. You can even get a double sort of rucksack strap that has a contraption that your guitar clips into on the front if you really want to look like a cunt. Am starting physio again this week which will hopefully help too. Cheers for this though, will give it a watch.

Ah that's mint. You definitely don't need the stress of waiting cos I'm guessing they'll be massively oversubscribed and gone in no time. Bullshit being a lefty guitar player mind. I'm hoping to get mine towards the end of the month.

We can start the world's shittest remote-working prog band. You do all the twiddly bits to the best of your ability, I'll just play chords.