Gemmill

Are they holding their phone torches up, the fucking twats?

I enjoyed Jenas's description of Villa's performance as "bland". Game recognise game.

Found footage DIY.

That interview with Gordon that I posted above goes into that. You might have already seen it on last night's coverage.

Great, this. Absolutely delighted to watch the PL's resident hipster cunts try and be clever from the kick off and concede within 20 seconds.

Listen to Martin Tyler's commentary here man. A portrait of disappointment. He's fucking GUTTED.

Toontastic resident size queen.

Craig Hope saying Barnes is back in training and expected to be in the squad for this. The avengers are starting to assemble.

This is worth a watch, mostly for the interview with Gordon. He speaks really well and you can feel his ambition, talking about the psychology of the battle with the full back.

I back Bruno to balloon like Ronaldo when he retires.

I think he did get one eventually. It was the one that should've been his third.

Thought Bruno was great tonight. Still closing down and chasing lost causes in the 90th minute. No one fucks Villa up like us.

Aye he's a little prick. Could have had multiple second yellows tonight. Anyway, I'm confidently declaring this one a win lads.

9 added minutes. If we don't concede for the first 7 of them, I'll start to believe we're gonna win this.

Longstaff man. Got to fucking score.

This linesman.

Saudi window closed today. That ship has sailed.

What a little cunt McGinn is.

Dan Burn is no longer having a good game. Needs put out of his misery ASAP.

Villa fans have woken up anyway.

He's just off. Love a one pixel offside.

That's not a foul by Murphy there. Absolute bollocks.

Ah fuck.

I hope this isn't gonna be us for the next half an hour, retreating and camping out in our box. Howe always says he was disappointed to see us do this when questioned after the match. He wants to tell them to knock it on the head.