Gemmill

It blew the pilot light on my boiler out, so it was ice cold showers this morning. Felt like a proper gadgie when I fixed it though.

Nick Robinson telling John Curtice he hasn't had enough sleep when he suggests that a landslide bigger than Blair's "could" be coming. They don't like it up them!

The lying cunt also reckons that people on the doorstep were "happy with the job Rishi Sunak is doing as Prime Minister" Something's not adding up here, Greg.

Greg Hands doing his usual "we see no great enthusiasm for Keir Starmer or the Labour Party". Do they not see how that's even worse? They're getting fucking murdered even when, according to them, people aren't that fussed about voting for the alternative.

Fuck all of this lot. If they try and change the leader again, it'll just make things worse for them electorally. As much as I'd enjoy that, the country can't really afford them taking another 6 weeks off to squabble with one another on the telly.

You're being picked apart by TT's PREMIER hyena crew. Just lie down and play dead!

Ugh I bet she is fucking HORRIBLE.

YAAAASS! LOVE THIS AGGRESSION! Put your fucking READERS on PL before you step to Yorkshire-T, you old cunt!

If these Tories in the media want to keep downplaying Labour's chances, it's probably a good thing. Complacency and people thinking their vote doesn't matter after all is the last thing Labour need.

3:30am. And I'm up creating for the nation. I might even hum another tune and give you a second chance.

Double win for Labour. Great stuff. More woe for Sunak.

Good luck with the job hunt, mate. Job bother is an absolute cunt and a massive stress. I hope you find something soon.

See this is why I have such an affinity with Pearson and you lads don't. I, like him, am a content creator / comedian / world class creative coming up with great ideas. On a board with fellow creatives, this would have been a huge hit, but here we are. 6 replies from you HUSKS. One star for you all. Pathetic.

Have we all seen Hell or High Water? Currently on Netflix. A "neo-Western" with Chris Pine, Ben Foster and Jeff Bridges about two brothers robbing banks. Bridges is the Texas Ranger after them. Anyway it's good. One for @Monkeys Fistfo sho.

Second time today you've done this. Am I witnessing the birth of a catchphrase? (the hat trick seals it)

Prime Minister Dr Death, please.

Clearly posts like the one mentioned have worked on you as described, and that's a shame.

The same world in which they prised one of the best striking talents in Europe from Real Sociedad for 60 million and one of the best midfielders in the world from Lyon for 30-odd million. And the prevailing view at the time was that we had overpaid for Tonali, not got a 55 million quid bargain. You've gone full QAnon here, ROBERT.

It's a while since I've watched it but I think I know what you're talking about. And aye, it's "a gritty watch" as Gambo would say.

THAT is what I see!

The point is that it's lazy arsehole chatter designed to demonise people. It's not a serious point that's being made, it's just some little clown trying to get likes from fellow arseholes on Facebook. We're not gonna have a discussion about whether someone would or wouldn't have Sky if they couldn't feed their kids, because Sky and phone contracts are not why poverty is on the rise and life expectancy is declining in this country. But posts like that one shared on Facebook are an attempt to suggest and nudge people towards believing that those things are the cause. And "if these scummers just cancelled their sky it would all be fine." Anyone who likes and shares this sort of stuff is just a vindictive little knobhead. So it's no great surprise to find a prospective Tory candidate doing it.

Didn't take long for the Brexit crew on here to turn on the Italian lad did it? Waving your little union jacks.

They're all Jermaine on the south coast.

Jermaine. The racism just OOZES out of this one, doesn't it. DISGUSTING.