Gemmill

Waiting for Waldorf and Statler to turn up and start asking what a "big chance" is anyway.

We're fucking class.

Baldy rocking a 0.14xG against Sheffield United so far. We were already 3 nil up by this stage. No doubt they'll still contrive to win, but they are FUCKING SHIT and that will eventually start to be reflected in their results.

Basically joint top with Man City on expected points.

"I'm just trying to keep my marriage alive, officer."

There's not many can pull off the Gangsta-lite look, but I sure as shit can.

Found out this week my lass has a raging boner for Joelinton. No wonder like, we're canny similar.

Aye I think we might have reached a point where, if we're anywhere close to full strength, we're now very good.

You're is right.

Aye he's so wasteful.

Well someone hasn't watched the David Beckham documentary.

That beats Pickford by a foot.

The lad at Bournemouth is gonna get the sack soon, I reckon.

Mint welcome for Tonali.

Just in time. Get in. Another assist for Murphy.

Belgian Pep currently 19th and getting pumped by Brentford.

Bruno's one card away from a suspension. Might be better if he picks it up today and misses Wolves than missing Man United or Arsenal. Eddie, you know what to do.

Sir Bobby Charlton just died. I was just about to start crowing about how Man United are gonna get pumped by Sheff United tonight. I'll give it 5 minutes now.

Wilson's bound to get a couple second half, so I'm setting the like at 5. Think we'll get 7.

Fucking stick the goal difference league table up on here. And be quick about it.

Murphy man of the first half.

Great finish.

Joelinton might have to kick fuck out of Mateta soon.