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Admitted to raping his wife as well. He's a great bloke. I think @ewerk doppelganger Van Morrison wrote a covid protest song too.

Eric Clapton is a covid fruitloop tbf. One for @Nefilimto look into. He's suffered with hand problems for years but claimed that getting his vaccination stopped him playing his guitar altogether. Sadly the effects have worn off and the cunt is back at it. He even wrote a DOGSHIT song about the whole thing. Stick around for the AMAZING lyrics.

We need Willock back fit, not to sell him. He's class imo.

Oh god. He's here to open our eyes and reveal THE TRUTH.

A quick look at the man's twitter would suggest it's because he's mentally ill and spreading insane bullshit about covid and the vaccine, and only a prick like Tucker Carlson would give him the time of day. Let me guess though, you think he was telling a bit too much of the truth and the powers that be at Google had to shut him down? Although the link you've posted is from YouTube, so you know...

Nah you're right, I forgot about that! I'm left handed as it happens but play right handed cos I'm a weirdo.

It's fucking sickening watching all these MPs suddenly championing the cause of these sub-postmasters cos of this ITV drama. Sunak saying he'd back stripping the wife of her CBE, as well. Just latching on to something that he thinks will make him look a man of the people. This has been going on for 20 years man. It's one thing the public not really knowing about it until someone dramatised it, but for these cunts to suddenly leap into action off the back of a TV show and claim they've been always been on the right side of history on this one. Fuck off man.

The Bear is every bit as good as people say it is. If, like me, you've spent the last year thinking "I'm not watching a show about some cunt running a restaurant", then think again and get it watched.

"Slobbycunt....?"

I've got 16.5 days left at my current employer. So this is my first week back to work but I couldn't. Give. A. Fuuuuuuuck.

Chelsea v Villa Spurs v City The field is getting nicely thinned next round if we can get through.

would be harsh to ask him on as a pundit and do that tbf.

The number of times that blonde tantalisingly grasped our ball only to let it go.

Aye I listen to this. The Jeselnik Offensive is worth looking up on iptv or whatever, if you've not seen it.

Kaiser So-Dead.

No reason to believe that twitter account, but I will because it's providing good news.

I think both of them came back before they were anywhere close to fit recently, which is why Isak has looked plop for a bit and Wilson has broken down again. We desperately need a third choice striker - don't think that's been mentioned.

M'Villa is what CT shouts when the pop van turns up on the estate too. He runs down the street shouting it like Sloth off the Goonies apparently. My dad was saying...

Let's just see if we're still in the draw tonight before we get cocky. I'm not sure what the FA Cup rules are on not winning by a massacre.

Bennett: But you can also look at it on the uvva side. Why can't we do what Newcastle do? Why couldn't we press so high up? Gabbiadini: Well because we- Bennett: Because WHAT? Gabbiadini: - haven't got the players- Bennett: We haven't got the players to do that! That's what I'm sayin'! Fucking hell lads.

Bennett's speech pattern is RADGE btw.

Listening to the phone in btw. The likes of Gabbiadini will absolutely know what a bunch of sensitive conspiracy theory fannies their fans are, and won't want to risk this paid gig on local radio. I honestly think there's a good chance they're chatting shite that they don't believe so as not rock the boat.

I'd fucking love these to get promoted now btw. They'd get absolutely beasted for 38 games and we would 100% take 6 points and possibly some more free drinks.

Anderson asked him what they were and he said they were a "pewer teym".

The O'Nien thing btw. Would he fuck have done the same if that was Joelinton with the ball. The big hard lad targeting a 17 year old to try and get the mongs in the crowd inside when they're already 2 nil down.