Gemmill

I don't have any issue with the club following the rules. If we break the rules, we'll face points deductions. Whatever Chelsea has done, it's been deemed to be within the rules so far, as far as I'm aware. And we don't have any hotels, or any other assets to sell. The rules that we're following are total bullshit, but they're fairly black and white. There IS no magic wand, so it's not right to criticise the club for not locating it.

Different story making signings that move you away from the relegation zone. A couple of wins get you away from trouble cos no one down there can string two results together. January signings come too late to move you anywhere too far up the league, cos those teams around you also win lots, and they probably don't turn you into a cup winner.

If people want to lose games and get the manager sacked, they can continue this inane practice.

There'll be none of these SHITE nonsense score predictions when I take over match threads. It's that bullshit that's prompted our downturn in fortunes. We were flying before all you knackers started with that. "111 NIL AND ALL GOALS TO BE SCORED BY PLAYERS THAT HAVE LONG SINCE RETIRED OR DIED. 🤭🤭🤭" JUST. FUCKING. RAM IT!

The January window isn't gonna save our season. It'll be hard to sign anyone and March before they're up to speed and ready to start games.

This sounds a lot like the sort of stunt Musk would pull through his PAC.

He's got a reputation though. He's not going to claim it's all rainbows and unicorns if he thinks the opposite.

Read that, fanny magnet. I think she's gonna win. Was listening to the latest episode of that Scaramucci thing earlier. The poll that came out yesterday that has her at 51 v 47, and ahead in the swing states came out at the same time in the cycle for the last election and was something like 0.9% out. It has her ahead with ALL key demographics, with the exception of young men aged 18 to 34 or something. And it has her with a bigger lead than Biden had. The Trump lot have flooded the market with garbage polls to make people panic and to set the scene for another stop the steal scenario.

I have, aye. Although I can't remember exactly what was said!

ONLY 18 TO 20% OF $930BN?!?!

"Dan, this is Reuben..." "Mr Amarim. Nice to meet you. Am...." "Am...a....wait a second...you'll like this " ".... Amahub."

I must admit, I don't know a lot about the cap, but when I saw this today I thought what the fuck would you do that for?

This is very effective.

Said it the other day, I still think she wins. I think they're gonna go wild in the aisles on ads this last week too. She's raised $1.5 BILLION. They're absolutely rolling in cash.

His little cunt mate Redban who you could tell was just a horrible little shit.

Actually decent comedians would go on there at one time if they had somethibg coming out though. Burr has been on, and Jeselnik. Burr used to do my head in going on about how clued up Rogan was and how he researched stuff. Did he fuck. He would say something completely mental, and go "that could totally be true". That was his research.

Massive exposure if you've got something to plug re Cox. Before covid, Rogan's podcast was still mad stoner shit mostly, but it was harmless. He's another one whose brain went in the big covid liquidiser.

He was a pretty shit stand-up who appeared on a sitcom in the US. He's big into his MMA so he got a job as co-comms on the UFC and is a bit of a figurehead for that organisation. Then he started a podcast, basically him out of his mind stoned chatting to fellow comics. Rambling 3 hour episodes where they talk about how aliens built the pyramids and various conspiracy theories. Harmless, stupid shit. This gets really popular and because of his UFC connections and predilection for conspiracy, the Venn diagram between his listeners and young MAGA has pretty sizeable crossover. Then Spotify come along and offer him a scandalous amount of money to move his podcast to Spotify. Like 100m or something ridiculous. He moves to Austin, Texas, opens his own comedy club, and a bunch of other comics (the not very good ones, I assume) migrate there, and it seems to become this personal Rogan echo chamber. They release a special, and they go on his podcast, and it guarantees lots of people will watch. In turn they don't say anything bad about Rogan. He becomes increasingly wacky during covid, antivax, etc. Then most recently he endorses RFK Jr. Now he just had Trump on.

Cast have joined Richard Ashcroft as Oasis support.

"Listen, Man Utd might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ruud's at the wheel, man. He's doing it."

One mention of swallow and CT is transported back to that finger suckjob he got in Oz nightclub in 1983. His sexual awakening.

Have you watched Hip Hop Evolution on Netflix?

As MF says, if this results in Southgate going there, there are no losers outside of Man United's own fan group.

Bastards. I'm gutted about this. He was just about to turn a corner with them.

Aye you're right. I couldn't remember what the other joke was, but that was it.