Gemmill

Murphy dislocation?

Sandro equaliser. Let's have the Hollywood moment.

They're coming on now, you whiny cunts. We're only on 62 minutes.

Schar is a very sexy man.

Good save by the keeper tbf. He did well to get the ball out in front of him cos the pass wasn't great.

Bastards, so close!

Murphy and Tonali please.

The verdict is in lads. They haven't even looked at the penalty incident at half time cos it blatantly wasn't one. Apologies via PM please, don't clutter the thread with them.

Nah I don't agree. They'll show it at half time anyway so we'll find out. It looked like a dive/fake trip in real time and on every replay to me.

I don't think that was a pen at all. He intentionally tripped over a leg that wasn't even in his path. I fucking hate shit like that.

Second half has Murphy goal and two assists written all over it.

Fair play it was a class goal. The cunts.

Baaaalls.

I think we're doing fine here like. It's the CL, we're not gonna blow everyone away. We're more than competitive.

Can looks like he's had 8 pints coming off here.

Gordon is nailed on for spottiest back in the squad.

That's the finish Miggy does the other 99 times out of 100 for the Fulham goal.

Aye that's not a pen.

These are decent mind. They seem to get numbers forward so quickly. Saying that, we look like we can compete with everyone in the CL so far.

Thought Isak was away there. Didn't seem interested though.

@Andrew Have you got your Strandberg yet? I'm picking mine up on Friday.

You see Tom. What you need is a guitar without a headstock. Mint though, glad you're having a good time living the dream. I've been to Rotterdam with work and it was a decent night out.

If not, I'd like to formally announce that, if Everton aren't relegated this season, that they WILL be relegated next season.

NOT MY RENTON!

Was only a matter of time til we appointed a Chief Beheading Officer.