Gemmill

DE-FENCE *CHA CHA CHA* DE-FENCE *CHA CHA CHA*

Ten Hag "stick together, got to stick together, it's the only way". Sounded like a plea to a dressing room that he knows he's lost. Watching that bit where he's sat in the stands and the fans are shouting and gesturing, I could almost feel sorry for him if he hadn't been such a cheeky prick about us. Proper funereal atmosphere in the Sky studio here mind. You'd think Bobby Charlton had died again.

Ten Hag on after the break. Lovely. Congrats to McGroin btw, I think this is his first ever win as a match thread starter. Mummy, WOW! You're a big boy now!

I'm staying up. I'm a big boy, not like wykiki.

Is the draw on next? And by next I mean after at least 45 minutes of Sky promising it's coming up just after the break.

A year ago this bloke was the Dutch genius that was returning Man United to the big time. All these red pundits were convinced. After his cheeky cunt comments about us, it would be fitting if we put him out of a job tonight.

All these empty seats are gonna ruin the full time boos.

Almost a Neville goalgasm there.

I'm desperate for this back 4 to hold on with the clean sheet at OT.

Mount. Cost more than Madison.

These Man United lads coming on look well up for it.

Neville. "Ahhh wonderful from Willock" Sounds like someone's just hockled in his pint.

Brilliant finish. I fucking love Joe Willock.

He's definitely right on the edge here. Antony. 70 odd million they paid for that absolute pubehead.

I don't leave the house these days mate, but CT will treat you to a singalong at the Wonder Bar, I'm sure.

This fucking bloke.

Don't think he has. Probably suits Ten Hag if they go down to ten men. Man loves a scapegoat.

Not today.

Boos a bit of a disappointment there.

I'm fully preparing my ears for these boos at half time. Feels like a black tie event for the lugs.

Willock looks a lot sharper than I thought he would at this stage of his return.

Ten Hag trying to sit next to that other baldie so people don't know who's who.

That is fucking hilarious. Look at them moping back to the halfway line.

Slapheed getting THE TREATMENT from the away end. He's fucking hopeless.

Livramento looks fucking quality.