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Burn's having a good game. Cash is such a bellend. That hair and a grown man calling himself Matty ffs.

Gordon did brilliant there. Dead unlucky not to score.

We look like the home side so far.

Brighton 2 down at Luton within the first 3 minutes.

Purple hoodie on?

He'll have his mortgage paid off by the time he's 20.

That's what I mean though. If they replace it with something new, it can't be another fixed numerical value.

Something like this would make sense.

I don't think you can make a cap a fixed numerical value. It only takes a Chelsea signing Enzo moment to turn the window upside down and permanently move prices upwards. I don't know how you do it but the cap has to flex itself rather than have to wait for people to get round a table and move it.

You should call your stand "Things that make you go HMHM"

The current situation re FFP is plainly ludicrous, with us and Villa now fucking hamstrung on spending. I would assume both clubs are making noises behind the scenes, and that changes can be made to address this. You'd hope there would be a majority of teams in the PL looking to put this right, and at the very least change the amounts in question. I'm assuming we're grafting privately at present but will eventually start to hear the likes of Eales making disapproving noises publicly if it doesn't get anywhere. Clubs are being locked out of progressing, it's fucking ridiculous.

Saudi window closes today.

I can see if I can get Adam P to turn up and livestream from the market that day if you like? Get the crowds down.

I, for one, applaud his actions.

A case of Dairylea lunchables if we make the CL spots.

Jewd n Jowub. Tew peeys in a pod.

Who's your source for this? You should tell them that Andy Howe is Eddie's nephew.

Let's hope Jude sits further away from the racists in the crowd than Darren Bent's mam did.

If he spends the next 4 months training with the kids, Southgate will still take him to the Euros.

Not all of us have taken the red pill and can see things as clearly as you. You're just gonna have to give us time. Don't push it.

I didn't see that til this morning but I was absolutely thrilled to hear that Ten Hag and his best striker are now at loggerheads and Rashford is probably about to replace Sancho on the naughty stair. Lovely stuff.

Renton out with his family. "Hold on, I just need to take a picture of that tree's cock. What for? The lads on the Internet will love it."

Newport 17 shots on goal v Man United. Give us that lot at home if we get through the next round.

Antony just found his level.