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Let's get the double entry listed out lads. We could make it really fun with some T-accounts.

Right got ya. Well good luck with it, old chap. Which MCU first name have we picked out for this one?

Nah he's said he's "nailed on" to be here next season and that he needs patience, which is a rare commodity these days. In other words, shut your fucking shite Toontastic. I'm really sorry the kid isn't an immediate first team starter in his first season at the club, at the age of 19. That's my translation anyway.

Good luck with it all btw. I'm confused, has pulling forward the birtdate affected the childcare situation or was it always going to be like that but now it suddenly seems imminent?

Must be all the bravado.

Apparently the Tories always have a much lower vote share with this lot, but still. Reform only 5 points behind. Single figures by November.

Why do they do this job man? Just touring all the telly channels getting your arse handed to you and having to stand and smile sweetly.

Welcome back to the big time, Leicester!

Aye I know the loss is £90m. But that's fucking massive and it includes the proceeds from the sale of Mason Mount.

Derbyshire is quality. She won't last at the BBC if she keeps this up.

Their problem is that the players that will give them the profit they need are the homegrown lads (Gallagher, Reece James, etc), who are all young and ambitious. They're not about to throw their careers away by going to Saudi. I mean I'm not saying they won't be able to pull some sort of rabbit out of the hat, but it won't be easy.

It's clear from how snippy he gets in interviews, how much he's hating his life at the minute. Why stick it out for longer? It's entirely his decision at the end of the day. I really fucking hope it's May.

I wonder if he's not just sick of it. They're completely out of ideas, he can't do an interview without getting rinsed, his personal reputation takes a hit every time he raises his head above the parapet, and ultimately he doesn't need ANY of it. If he calls an election now, they'll lose, but there's just as much evidence to suggest that the longer he waits, the worse the defeat will be. If I was him, I'd just say fuck it and pull the trigger now.

There is no way they are still compliant. They probably need to make £100m+ of PROFIT from player sales by end of June.

I have no idea why Hunt dropped that line about wanting to scrap NI altogether yesterday. It's undeliverable and he likely won't even be an MP after the next election. Decent for Labour attack lines though.

Longstaff's main problem at the minute is that he's wrecked. I'm not saying he's not a limited player who will need to eventually be upgraded, but it's not that long ago that he was seen as a huge miss in the midfield, when he was out injured.

Rap battle is the only way to settle this.

Nice one fucking Jeremy.

Not the best, but nice to see that Labour has a social media game these days.

Absolutely mint news, really pleased for you. I've been wondering how it was going but didn't want to bring it up cos I imagine it's the last thing you want to be talking about. Anyway, congratulations!