Gemmill

The absolute inevitability of us accelerating past Arsenal over the next couple of seasons is a fucking delightful thought. Arteta's hair helmet will be fully grey by the end of it.

Classic *whatever the name of this shit hole dead end town is called* sheep banter.

Excuse me, but Too Legit: The MC Hammer Story would like a word.

If you expect me to have any knowledge of the one horse town that you claim to have been brought up in, your are sadly mistaken, fucking Tam O'Shatpants.

One sniff of the word Catholic and the FUCKING PRODDY is on a war footing. Unbelievable.

Aye was gonna say the same. Isak even more so at times tbh.

Nah I just know it's something like: Wins: LOTS Losses: MINIMAL The 6 in a row last season was a particular highlight.

Genuinely irresponsible to start the thread with a record like that. I can only assume you're still adding up all of my victories before we see the chart.

"run"

He scored plenty last season. I'm still confident we'll see a return to goalscoring form for him. It worked perfect when you could rotate him with Isak but the inability to do that is starting to show. I don't think he's finished yet.

How many fouls is he gonna let these get away with?

We're just about staying in the game here. These are quality.

Nah I think that's a ridiculous PL rule only.

They're German, they've all got speech issues.

Wet sponge on his arm. That'll be laced with anabolics.

That's not a yellow. Where is this helmet of a ref from?

If you're an under 10 specky cunt like these lot, I'll fucking LACE you.

My boy Willock getting his first CL start.

Look at all the NERD German kids stood with our players. 9 out of 11 had jam jars on, I reckon.

PaddockLad will be boring the FUCKING TITS off everyone about how De Bolle is from the same town in Scotland that he pretends to be from.

Wrong thread. This is what happens with shit thread titles.

Like the look of this side.

The bill to create an independent football regulator is to be presented to parliament in the coming year, according to the King's Speech. Unclear to me what this means for us, but if it stops the big 6 setting the rules for the rest of the PL, that would be nice. I would assume, given how favourable the UK gov is to Saudi, it's not going to hurt us.

Still no respect for NUFC's greatest content creator.