Gemmill

Tomorrow around 2. Before the Liverpool game.

First time in a long time that we've looked like the fitter team in the last 15 minutes.

Fulham will go to shit for the rest of the season now. Knocked out of both cups in a week and fuck all to play for in the league. They'll be playing Will Smith's Summertime in the dressing room before their next match.

Disrespectful!

I was SURE Dixon was gonna pick Tim THE DREAM Ream for MOTM.

Bruno's passing tonight. It's like he's bong eyed.

"Absolutely what the game needs is a Fulham goal." - Lee Dixon. Unreal man.

2 nil. Looking forward to hearing some more about how shite we are. They've got half an hour left to inform the nation. Dixon took about 30 seconds to say anything cos he was looking for something that might get it disallowed.

These two are obsessed with how shit the team in the lead is.

Everything that's wrong with the punditry game in a nutshell there. If you've got someone openly admitting he doesn't know the rules of the game he's commentating on, maybe it's time to give someone else a go ffs. I'd have lasses doing all games these days to try and goad Barton into saying something that'll get him jailed.

Alreet DICKO!

Dixon demanding the linesman put his flag up even though they're told not to. He's fucking junior Lawrenson.

These two arseholes still going on about the handball ffs. Absolute embarrassment. Dixon nearly got it earlier when he mithered "probably cos he wasn't the one that actually scored", but still puzzling over it.

Great finish BTW. Lee Dixon and Tyldesley chatting pure shite here as normal about the "handball". Learn the rules you stupid cunts. Dixon sounds like he's auditioning for a gig as a snooker commentator.

That's never handball so they can fuck off with disallowing this.

Wilson going off wouldn't be bad news. He's been decent for them.

Oooo now who's being negative.

Lee Dixon man. You really have to try to speak in that much of a monotone.

Aye I don't understand the Livramento thing. The lad is class.

Lee Dixon on co-comms. The only ex footballer I've ever got a reply from on twitter after I slagged his shit patter off. He replied with a completely blank tweet. RATTLED!

Have we got VAR tonight? They had it last night in the Spurs game.

Howe looks like he's lying out of his arse when he talked about Miggy being ill. Couldn't keep the smile off his face.

The two going up the wall looked decent too. Saturday night fandango!

CT will be saving that one down to his special folder.