Gemmill

Yes, you could Dazzler had a touch of class about him when he turned up here, and now we find out why. Meanwhile Renton is pushing patients round the corridors, desperately trying to sound like Robson Green's Jimmy off Casualty. Calling all the nurses Duffy. Pathetic.

Listen pigtails. I'm just speaking the truth.

Also you have to factor in that it might just have been a convoluted attempt to underline how terrible McGroin is.

When we were trying to qualify last season, we didn't know what the transfer window would bring, or that we'd have our marquee signing banned for betting offences and our second biggest signing break his foot. In other words, we didn't know the situation we would find ourselves in four games into our first CL campaign in 20 years. Logic is not clairvoyance.

The simple fact is that our squad can't cope with European competition yet. It isn't affecting our PL form yet, but it's going to - it's inevitable. Howe has shuffled the deck incredibly but eventually he'll run out of cards. So you could stick around in Europe, watch the injuries mount up, not win it (cos we obviously won't), and then not be in it next season. I'd rather get back in next season with a squad that's been strengthened and is more capable of coping with challenges across multiple fronts. But that's just me. Applying logic and thinking intelligently. I know it's not for everyone.

Thinking about it now his morning and our best chance of getting back into the CL is if we just finish bottom of the group and can focus all our efforts on the league and the domestic cups. With that in mind, I think we bring back @Holden McGroinfor the next two CL ties. Lock in two guaranteed losses, finish bottom, and get back in the CL by finishing top 4. Thoughts?

Aye if you think Bridget's tired, spare a thought for the bloke who spent the day wanking over her various interviews. Dis. Gusting.

Fine. It would have been dodgy as fuck. But presumably this applies to all the others with multiclub setups too.

The absolute inevitability of us accelerating past Arsenal over the next couple of seasons is a fucking delightful thought. Arteta's hair helmet will be fully grey by the end of it.

Classic *whatever the name of this shit hole dead end town is called* sheep banter.

Excuse me, but Too Legit: The MC Hammer Story would like a word.

If you expect me to have any knowledge of the one horse town that you claim to have been brought up in, your are sadly mistaken, fucking Tam O'Shatpants.

One sniff of the word Catholic and the FUCKING PRODDY is on a war footing. Unbelievable.

Aye was gonna say the same. Isak even more so at times tbh.

Nah I just know it's something like: Wins: LOTS Losses: MINIMAL The 6 in a row last season was a particular highlight.

Genuinely irresponsible to start the thread with a record like that. I can only assume you're still adding up all of my victories before we see the chart.

"run"

He scored plenty last season. I'm still confident we'll see a return to goalscoring form for him. It worked perfect when you could rotate him with Isak but the inability to do that is starting to show. I don't think he's finished yet.

How many fouls is he gonna let these get away with?

We're just about staying in the game here. These are quality.

Nah I think that's a ridiculous PL rule only.

They're German, they've all got speech issues.

Wet sponge on his arm. That'll be laced with anabolics.

That's not a yellow. Where is this helmet of a ref from?

If you're an under 10 specky cunt like these lot, I'll fucking LACE you.