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He put gloves on when they trained on the SJP pitch when it was 13 degrees. Craig Hope wouldn't shut the fuck up about it for two days.

I wasn't aware of this context for Ten Hag's latest fuck up: FC Copenhagen hadnt won a CL match in SEVEN YEARS.

Please revisit that sentence and try to make it make sense.

Hydration is key.

Aye I did think it was strange, especially for such a prolific masturbator as @thebrokendoll

Sofia Vergara. We'll see you in a week.

That one word tells me that Klopp has been in deep mourning over the death of Chandler Bing.

"Wow"

3-2 now......... TO TOULOUSE!

Liverpool 2 down against Toulouse.

This is why Ash had to kill you.

The perfect Toontastic episode of Casualty would start with you at the breakfast table eating your dry shredded wheat. Radio 5 on. In comes hot dog legs. "Is tha goin out on t'bike today?" "Am I goin out on t'bike!? Of COURSE am bloodeh goin out on t'bike! Has thee got nothin better to do than ask stupid questions. Am alreadeh up a height about bloodeh Jeremeh vahhhn on t'radio!" Cut to a downed bike, wheel spinning, a blood soaked bidon rolls past. "Chuffin Nora. Someone's put mah feet on back to front. Call th'ambulance!" Rest of the episode is just you having the fucking life of all the doctors and nurses. Even Jimmy can't break down your defences. The episode ends with Ash putting a pillow over your face.

A lot of people revealing themselves as rapists on the previous page. Just another Thursday on Toontastic.

We don't know one another personally. Just spiritually. Bonded by our shared knowledge of generally accepted accounting principles.

Don't bring Craig into this.

Braverman hanging by a thread. Although she must be trying to get sacked the way she's carrying on at the minute.

Yes, you could Dazzler had a touch of class about him when he turned up here, and now we find out why. Meanwhile Renton is pushing patients round the corridors, desperately trying to sound like Robson Green's Jimmy off Casualty. Calling all the nurses Duffy. Pathetic.

Listen pigtails. I'm just speaking the truth.

Also you have to factor in that it might just have been a convoluted attempt to underline how terrible McGroin is.

When we were trying to qualify last season, we didn't know what the transfer window would bring, or that we'd have our marquee signing banned for betting offences and our second biggest signing break his foot. In other words, we didn't know the situation we would find ourselves in four games into our first CL campaign in 20 years. Logic is not clairvoyance.

The simple fact is that our squad can't cope with European competition yet. It isn't affecting our PL form yet, but it's going to - it's inevitable. Howe has shuffled the deck incredibly but eventually he'll run out of cards. So you could stick around in Europe, watch the injuries mount up, not win it (cos we obviously won't), and then not be in it next season. I'd rather get back in next season with a squad that's been strengthened and is more capable of coping with challenges across multiple fronts. But that's just me. Applying logic and thinking intelligently. I know it's not for everyone.

Thinking about it now his morning and our best chance of getting back into the CL is if we just finish bottom of the group and can focus all our efforts on the league and the domestic cups. With that in mind, I think we bring back @Holden McGroinfor the next two CL ties. Lock in two guaranteed losses, finish bottom, and get back in the CL by finishing top 4. Thoughts?

Aye if you think Bridget's tired, spare a thought for the bloke who spent the day wanking over her various interviews. Dis. Gusting.

Fine. It would have been dodgy as fuck. But presumably this applies to all the others with multiclub setups too.