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Hope all works out well strawb. Sounds like you're carrying a lot in your shoulders atm and have been for a while. Good luck with the wedding planning. Welcome back Tdansmith. How come you've not been on for a while?

I played for about half an hour before packing in. It's too much like having a job. As soon as it was asking me to come up with all the different set pieces and stuff, I played two pre season friendlies and binned it.

Good luck mate!

Honigstein was on James Richardson's podcast saying how disappointed Germany had been with Newcastle. Third best team in the Prem (not sure where he got that from), expected a better showing etc. When it was pointed out to him that we're in the middle of an injury crisis, his cunty response was "Well if you're going to be in the CL you need a squad that can compete on four fronts". Aye. Dickhead. But FFP means you can't just magic that up two years after being a knocking bet for relegation, doesn't it. The bloke is an arsehole.

Do you pronounce it snurrr. Snow that is.

He put gloves on when they trained on the SJP pitch when it was 13 degrees. Craig Hope wouldn't shut the fuck up about it for two days.

I wasn't aware of this context for Ten Hag's latest fuck up: FC Copenhagen hadnt won a CL match in SEVEN YEARS.

Please revisit that sentence and try to make it make sense.

Hydration is key.

Aye I did think it was strange, especially for such a prolific masturbator as @thebrokendoll

Sofia Vergara. We'll see you in a week.

That one word tells me that Klopp has been in deep mourning over the death of Chandler Bing.

"Wow"

3-2 now......... TO TOULOUSE!

Liverpool 2 down against Toulouse.

This is why Ash had to kill you.

The perfect Toontastic episode of Casualty would start with you at the breakfast table eating your dry shredded wheat. Radio 5 on. In comes hot dog legs. "Is tha goin out on t'bike today?" "Am I goin out on t'bike!? Of COURSE am bloodeh goin out on t'bike! Has thee got nothin better to do than ask stupid questions. Am alreadeh up a height about bloodeh Jeremeh vahhhn on t'radio!" Cut to a downed bike, wheel spinning, a blood soaked bidon rolls past. "Chuffin Nora. Someone's put mah feet on back to front. Call th'ambulance!" Rest of the episode is just you having the fucking life of all the doctors and nurses. Even Jimmy can't break down your defences. The episode ends with Ash putting a pillow over your face.

A lot of people revealing themselves as rapists on the previous page. Just another Thursday on Toontastic.

We don't know one another personally. Just spiritually. Bonded by our shared knowledge of generally accepted accounting principles.

Don't bring Craig into this.

Braverman hanging by a thread. Although she must be trying to get sacked the way she's carrying on at the minute.

Yes, you could Dazzler had a touch of class about him when he turned up here, and now we find out why. Meanwhile Renton is pushing patients round the corridors, desperately trying to sound like Robson Green's Jimmy off Casualty. Calling all the nurses Duffy. Pathetic.

Listen pigtails. I'm just speaking the truth.

Also you have to factor in that it might just have been a convoluted attempt to underline how terrible McGroin is.