Gemmill

M&S Salami Diavola or whatever it's called. Still hasn't gone in the oven tbf. Trifle for afters.

The Last Post (Remix)

Check out Melchett with the wreath.

Ten minutes in you'll be calling him the new Rob Lee.

Can't remember which pod it was but whoever said Bournemouth'gaffer looks like Alfred Molina in the first Indiana Jones film is bang on.

I don't know what they've got to be miserable about. This keeps Megamind in the job for another month.

Man United 1 up at home to Luton and getting 11 behind the ball. This is why they call it the theatre of dreams.

They've brought the destroyer of Scousers on. Ten Hag is about to get CHONGED!

Burnley equaliser at Arsenal. Send Arteta into the international break with a wobbly lip, Vincent.

Good lads Palace.

Win today and we're gaining on the soft sites. Fuck off Palace.

Winner!

Equaliser. Good lads Wolves. Great finish.

If this is Spurs without Maddison, they've got a tough slog to come. If Wolves could do anything in the final third they'd be out of sight.

Good luck @Howmanheyman Hope you get the job and that something better turns up so you can fuck them off in due course. I think I've resolved my job situation too. Been working at a place that has had a precarious future for a while now, constantly wondering how long the place/my job would last which has been a constant low level stress. I've half known I should have been looking for something else but couldn't be fucked with the hassle of it. Anyway something has basically fallen into my lap. All being well I'll be starting there in the new year.

Hope all works out well strawb. Sounds like you're carrying a lot in your shoulders atm and have been for a while. Good luck with the wedding planning. Welcome back Tdansmith. How come you've not been on for a while?

I played for about half an hour before packing in. It's too much like having a job. As soon as it was asking me to come up with all the different set pieces and stuff, I played two pre season friendlies and binned it.

Good luck mate!

Honigstein was on James Richardson's podcast saying how disappointed Germany had been with Newcastle. Third best team in the Prem (not sure where he got that from), expected a better showing etc. When it was pointed out to him that we're in the middle of an injury crisis, his cunty response was "Well if you're going to be in the CL you need a squad that can compete on four fronts". Aye. Dickhead. But FFP means you can't just magic that up two years after being a knocking bet for relegation, doesn't it. The bloke is an arsehole.

Do you pronounce it snurrr. Snow that is.

He put gloves on when they trained on the SJP pitch when it was 13 degrees. Craig Hope wouldn't shut the fuck up about it for two days.

I wasn't aware of this context for Ten Hag's latest fuck up: FC Copenhagen hadnt won a CL match in SEVEN YEARS.

Please revisit that sentence and try to make it make sense.

Hydration is key.