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Alan Smith proving he has no idea how fatigue works when he says "Newcastle WILL get better in the second half". He seems to think our bench of all the talents will help us out.

Solanke looks in bother.

Pope looking quality again.

Why not Tino?

Aye Miley looks quality. Dead tidy on the ball and looks like he can just take the ball off people without any daft tackles. He'll be getting praised by Redknapp at half time cos there's fuck all else to talk about.

Nice to have Alan "Ambien" Smith taking the edge off.

Willock should be full of beans.

Bit pump this.

Looks like an injury for... ANTOIIIIIIIINE SEMENYOOOOO!

I'm not convinced he isn't just giving Howe a chance to calm shit down. We'll see.

That's a bad photo, pigtails!

Good stuff from Lascelles. We're conceding a lot of chances here.

M&S Salami Diavola or whatever it's called. Still hasn't gone in the oven tbf. Trifle for afters.

The Last Post (Remix)

Check out Melchett with the wreath.

Ten minutes in you'll be calling him the new Rob Lee.

Can't remember which pod it was but whoever said Bournemouth'gaffer looks like Alfred Molina in the first Indiana Jones film is bang on.

I don't know what they've got to be miserable about. This keeps Megamind in the job for another month.

Man United 1 up at home to Luton and getting 11 behind the ball. This is why they call it the theatre of dreams.

They've brought the destroyer of Scousers on. Ten Hag is about to get CHONGED!

Burnley equaliser at Arsenal. Send Arteta into the international break with a wobbly lip, Vincent.

Good lads Palace.

Win today and we're gaining on the soft sites. Fuck off Palace.

Winner!