Gemmill

MOTHERFUCKER, I taught these idiots to do that.

She's still trouble for him though. You might not like her but there are plenty loonies that do both in the party and the press, and they're all happy to make trouble for Sunak which he can't afford. The Mail will go big on this tomorrow, I reckon. And she'll have an article either straight away tomorrow or in one of the Sundays to keep jabbing at him.

There seems to be a suggestion that Braverman has a signed copy of this document that she says Sunak agreed to and then has reneged on. I mean he shouldn't have agreed to batshit stuff, but if he did this doesn't look great for him.

A load of them are gonna lose their jobs. And these are not super smart, impressive people that are going to walk into big money elsewhere. For a good few this will be the biggest wage they ever get. Some of them will be straight up shitting their pants about this and wanting the election to happen as late as possible. Obviously none of this applies to Sunak but he's in the big job so no incentive for him to turn it over anytime soon.

My reaction to that post is similar to if MF's wide accidentally walked in on him wiping his arse. A mixture of confusion, curiosity, and just straight up, undiluted horror.

What is this used toilet paper you present to me?!

Look at me getting McGroin mixed up with Isegrim. Tough break for both of them.

You don't even get to speak to me about match thread starting. You can submit your messages as PMs to the admin team and I'll get to them when I'm ready.

Let's see your record. I'm just gonna come out and say it: NOBODY believes that you have an undefeated record. NOBODY.

I did Brighton and Leicester at the end of the season as well, when everyone else was shitting bricks, fucking WOLFGANG. You know what, I don't even know that you're welcome. I need to think about it.

Just checked there. It was 5 in a row. The 6th was the away defeat to Villa. You remain WELCOME.

6 in a row marra.

Aye, because I was starting the threads the rest of the time to secure the wins ACTUALLY required to qualify. You. Are. WELCOME.

"undefeated". If draws are your thing, tbd is gonna be your man. But if you want wins, let's just say that his reputation on that front is..... ..... TBD

Pod On The Tyne are asking for questions/thoughts/complaints about the club's new approach to ticketing. They've said they will have a guest/guests on, presumably from the club, to answer questions/discuss issues. So, it's podonthetyne@theathletic.com if you've got anything to contribute.

Ah Dave, sorry to hear about this. I'm sure Hulk Watson will be back in business shortly but hope it's soon.

Arteta is so pathetic he gets a trigger warning from the PGMOL. "Sensitive listeners are advised to exercise caution."

Same aye. Club ownership conspiracy theorist PaddockLad needs to better serve his audience.

Get McVey a boilersuit with WOKEBUSTERS on it.

First no confidence letter is in. Andrea Jenkyns. "Here we go!"

"Agreement reached!" for Laura Trott ffs.

The worst thing about today is the Tory twitter account actually doing the Fabrizio Romano "Here we go!" for new appointments to another shit cabinet. Fuck me.

This is the little beer gate knobhead. They really have got no one left, have they.