Gemmill

Just been handed the Christmas RadioTimes here. The most wonderful time of the year.

Miley will do fine here. The inevitable result of flogging the same set of players over an extended period.

Not allowed. Unless they've scored.

Lucky there.

There's actually a decent documentary knocking ahout about him fracturing his skull. It was during the covid empty grounds period and you can hear it. It's minging. I think there's a lump of metal on the headband that sits over the weak spot on his noggin.

Silva will be calling that "a disgrace", winking at the camera after the game, knowing he's bulletproof.

Red coming. FLAWLESS VICTORY!

Fractured his skull innit.

Jimenez with the Mortal Kombat acrobatics. Prick.

Bruno's shooting is cack.

Straight down under no challenge, grabbing his hamstring.

Schar fucked.

No Trippier. SCHAR BLAMMERS!

Fulham are gonna park the big pink bus here.

A rare misstep from Hungry Jack's on Optus there. Barbecue Sauce on a burger? Don't mind if I don't, dickheads! Anyway, settle in for a regulation 3 points today. Daddy's home.

Two Rolls Royces return to service. One to the back 4, the other to match thread duties. Beautiful symmetry.

And a highly effective one, at that.

On one of the recent Rest Is Football episodes, Lineker and Richards were talking about different times they've met Dynamo. Anyway they were each describing tricks he'd done etc. Then Richards goes to Lineker "Do you believe in it though?" Lineker was like "well.... They'll be tricks."

In the bloke's ear for the full 500 mile round trip, telling him how disabled he is.

Their big anti Saudi protest has been cancelled too. Good and fucking proper.

No way Fauntleroy will be able to pull off the personal assistant look.

Not even match day and we've already taken the Black Cats Bar good and proper.

KLD is no longer the best thing since big tits.