Gemmill

Ere marras I dinnit beleyve it. The Saudis have bought off the rest of the Premier Leygue to act against its own best interests.

There'll be a pullout and keep Adam Pearson souvenir special in the Sun this weekend. The boy can negotiate.

I hope whichever clubs proposed this are fucking gutted. And I hope one of them was Arsenal. And I hope Arteta has the literal shits for a week.

I predict that your dog will break your collarbone again before the year is out.

Well, I guess we know what MxBass thinks of you all.

So is MrBass going to apologise to just me or the whole board for his behaviour over the last few days? I tell you what, I'm gonna step aside and ask that he just apologises to the board. So if nothing is forthcoming, you'll know what he thinks about you all.

Thank you Dave. Finally my brother in maths reappears.

Depends which way their transfers would go though. Isn't this just a block on incoming? In which case there's arguably only us, Everton (if the 777 thing goes through) and Man United (with Ratcliffe owning Nice). All of the rest of them don't have interest in clubs that would immediately be serving up good incoming prospects.

Aye it's today. We've potentially got Everton and Man United on our side but not sure about anyone else.

I'm sick of hearing and reading about how Everton's 10 point deduction is harsh (shut your shit Shearer). It's probably not harsh enough when you consider the upside of ignoring FFP. If you make it 5 points (which it may well become on appeal), everyone may as well have a go at it. They would 100% have been relegated even if you just took Richarlison out of their team during that period. With all the risks that come attached to that. Instead they cheated, stayed up, and now they won't shut up about 10 points. Far from being harsh, they've got incredibly lucky to get the 10 points now when the newly promoted teams are about as bad as you get coming up out of the Championship.

Dampen all of the strings with his fretting hand, aye. Then give it six nowt.

In which Elizabeth Perkins plays possibly the most likeable paedophile in cinematic history.

An Abu-Dhabi backed fund is about to take control of the Telegraph after agreeing a deal to repay its debts. Ooo lordy.

The tickets episode.

Watch your step.

Nobody would, baby.

Look at those CHEEKS

Imagine the state of his Portobello Bell in these days. Like a button mushroom on a bed of Golden Virginia.

Glad I kept those contemporaneous notes.

"Average Toontastic poster 'clearly bamboozled' and 'confused' about basic maths"

I miss mine, but I wouldn't miss your Cilla Black setup, chuck.

Actually, fuck that, it's the Flashing Blade!

Like a young Billy Hardy.

Don't come the raw prawn with me, "Australian" boy!