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That is quite the turnaround. Yeah I loved it, I'll be listening to the soundtrack. Gonna get my hair cut like the main bloke in it too.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/athletics/68459655 Fair play like, she fully commits to the Mickey Mouse impression in the post race interview. She earned every penny of that bet.

BODYSHAMING MUCH?! OMG.

#shitpatteroftheyearnominee Just a labelling system I'm testing, nothing to worry about.

Jess Ennis has just said her throat is hurting cos there was so much action in last night's session. Good lass.

There's gonna be a worst patter of the year awards ceremony this December. "kiss of death" and "teehee Everton" content is expected to feature HEAVILY.

Aye I'm hoping Man City wreck Ten Hag's lot this afternoon and then Klopp's lot next weekend.

Team GB has got some top new indoor world champion pole vaulting clacker.

All valid points but we almost need an independent inquiry at the minute to look into the stuff that just goes in this lots' favour. There's absolutely a "you make your own luck" element to it, and maybe it's as much as 90%, but there's no doubt in my mind that this lot get help in a way that I don't think any other team does, including Man United.

I'm his aviators.

I'll make you a deal. I'm Toontastic's Luke Edwards if you're Toontastic's Simon Jordan.

We've got the weird sounding female commentator on MOTD. I'm not saying this cos she's a lass but when there's a goal she puts on this weird commentator voice, where she sounds like a kid in a playground shouting out pretend commentary when he scores.

Three. I should know cos I've got all of his team's matches sending alerts to my phone, just in case there's some hot Maxi news I can bring to you. YOU'RE WELCOME BTW you SILLIER goose.

I'm fast forwarding through most of this MOTD cos I pathetically can't bear to watch the comebacks from these teams we're chasing. I will however watch the full highlights of Everton getting botted at home by THEE AMMUZ.

I totally get that there's 1m 56s passed between Liverpool being handed the ball back and the goal, so Forest still had a job to do blah blah. But firstly, as they point out in MOTD cos they know their Back to the Future, if Forest get the ball back, EVERYTHING that follows it changes. But secondly, what is going on psychologically with the ref there where he feels that "well I better give the ball back to Liverpool". There's a deep seated need to favour this lot. I feel like a magedia conspiracy theorist here but it's not normal the amount of help they get.

THAT'S the spirit!

This nut job is still in the HOC.

Rimmed at the match. Surprised the ref didn't stop play for a bit.

The fucking Kenny.

Howay THE KENNY! 2 nil down back to 2-2.

Ah aye he's been spouting insanity on there for a good while now. I missed all this stuff about Truss and Anderson turning up at a Tory fundraiser last night and Anderson getting a standing ovation.

🚨🚨🚨 MAXI HAS FINALLY SCORED IN SAUDI🚨🚨🚨 @LongTimeAdmirer

He's missing Gladiators.