Gemmill

Those were the days. Back when you could dish out elbows and headbutts and not have to worry about some wanker in a van watching it on video.

There are no excuses for rocking a double-H.

Are you prepared to put your Toontastic politics reputation on the line for this one? Cos I say Sunak does nothing. About this or the fact that Truss has spent more time at CPAC than in the HoC in the last 6 months.

Sunak will do nowt. Too scared.

Hopefully this is as unhelpful for them as it was for us last season. I remember Howe complaining about the lack of time spent training cos of all the public appearance and activity shit.

Get cracking. It's all finished now so you can go all the way to completion.

Have you watched Barry? NoHo Hank is one of the all time great comedy characters.

I'm afraid not. The celebrities on it are insane man. Paul Burrell is on this series trying to talk to Dead Diana, who I assume he's claiming is haunting his house. I might watch the Chuckle Brothers one and report back.

Just seen a trailer for the latest series of Celebrity Help My House Is Haunted. One episode features the surviving Chuckle brother who is obviously claiming his house is haunted by his brother. I haven't watched the episode, but the trailer has him trying to do "To me"...and waiting for a ghostly ".... to you" from his brother. I'll not be watching it, but I strongly recommend you all do.

The hair horseshoe is ewerk's look.

Take a bow, @PaddockLad Was this the PSG game? Is that a perm BTW or all natural?

Not even a simple platitude.

Howe refusing to comment when asked about the job Ashworth has done. I love Edgy Eddie.

Sounds like she's planning a boob-job.

He'd have to pack in all his racist side-grifts too, which are his real reason for being. Anyway, no way is Starmer daft enough.

Aye, I doubt they've even entered into a process at Man United to identify the best person for the role given the specific set of circumstances at Man United. He's getting the job cos Brailsford knows him first and foremost. I hope it all goes to shit, not cos of Ashworth but because I hate Man United and Ratcliffe seems like a complete arsehole.

He seems to have given up the "parody Rishi Sunak" element of his tweets.

Howe "repeatedly made reference to how longevity is key for a Sporting Director" at this morning's press conference. Safe to say he thinks Ashworth is a cunt.

Yeah. No. It's a no.

Live updates from the press conference on Craig Hope's Newcastle United WhatsApp channel. Schar fine, Willock and Isak have come through training unscathed so far.

https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2024/02/22/truss-at-cpac-00142807 Sounds like Truss's experience was like going to Comic-Con as some washed up has-been from a 70s BBC sci-fi show.

Pretty radge that this bloke was hired to manage women's teams despite having a known reputation. In this day and age.

You forget that we're getting this lad back this summer. I assume we'll be keeping him in the squad given the season he's been having at Feyenoord.

His "that doesn't make any sense to anybody" about Ashworth being on gardening leave. It makes perfect sense for the club for which he has all of our transfer planning/Joelinton's contract details in his head, arse wipe. He's so quietly obsessed with himself. I hope he's very quickly at loggerheads with the Glazers and it all goes tits up.

Alabaster with a network of thick blue veins. Like blue cheese.