Gemmill

Aye I heard about this podcast series, and it sounds basically like "listen to me catastrophise for 40 minutes". It's a no from me to that. I can do that myself.

Aye he's been really good since he came back. He made a mistake or two at the weekend, but so did Thiago Silva. It happens and shouldn't take anything away from how well he's been playing.

PL's shirt will be like a shield of steel. They'll assume he's a local with that level of haute couture.

It's good though, Squid Game. They've absolutely nailed the "well we've got to watch the next one now" ending to the episodes.

You're 299.

Pay someone to remove it. You are not equipped, I promise you.

Aye it's a fucking joke. You can clearly, hear the word "shithole" on the audio. Everyone knows he's lying but he's protected by the idiotic presumption that no one lies in parliament.

Dave and I can't help being blessed with brains.

Surely we can afford amtico these days.

Aye I would say Keanu Reeves in Point Break wouldn't be too far off. I'm Johnny Football.

Craig must rue the day he released his own collection of reaction gifs.

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A little thing that goes by the name MATHEMATICS.

They're running 5 points ahead of where they should be on expected points. In the long run, they'll get results in line with their performances. They're 2-0 up here on 0.93xG, but you can take 0.76xG off them if you don't think that's a pen. So they would be 2 up on 0.17xG. This is just positive variance. It won't last long term. It's like poker. If you keep putting your money in when you're consistently behind, you can run hot in the short term, but you're gonna lose a lot of money in the long run. Don't worry about it lads.

Some absolutely mental challenges on Man United players are what this game needs now.

Everything about this is hilarious. The big deal these blue bellends have made all week about "they picked the wrong club", and now this. Man United remain absolutely shit so there's nothing to worry about there. But Everton having the wind so comprehensively taken out of their you don't mess with Everton sails is fucking perfect. All their amazing fans have done all game is boo fucking everything that's happened.

Aye pen surely. Send Young off for being fucking ancient too.

0.09xG. Long live Erik Ten Hag.

They're gonna get murdered next weekend.

Aye, I maintain that Pickford should be allowed to hold a wooden spoon in each hand to level the playing field.

Ten Hag sent to the stands for shagging a whippet.