Gemmill

Furries are people who like to dress up in mascot type costumes and shag other people in mascot type costumes. Ear flicked on the metro, and now chinned by teenage lasses.

That's them all gone. The bowl is back inside. I'm gonna change the sign to "None left. Take if up with your greedy cunt mates" and put it back out there empty.

Did you get that for when you dropped your stool sample in the street? I've just hoyed a load of small bags of Haribo in a bowl and left it outside. The little cunts must have been grabbing handfuls cos I bought 100 minibags, 1.6kg, and they've nearly all gone in an hour.

It's cos the idiot bumbling fool Biden managed to overshadow Harris's big speech last night by saying that Trump's supporters were garbage. The White House has since tried to walk it back by claiming there was an apostrophe in supporter's which changes the meaning of his sentence, but aye good luck with that lads. So dickhead brought a garbage truck to his rally as a stunt, complete with hi-viz.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DBuG5y0Bexo/?igsh=MXI2ODAxMTg4cXl3Ng== Bannon's press conference yesterday on leaving jail.

Maitlis: "you've chosen to increase Employer's national insurance contributions. Leaving aside what that does to your conscience... " ".. WHY would you DO THAT?!"

The News Agents, who like all the other political journalists, spent the run up to the election forensically querying whether Reeves had just given away that she was about to put taxes up, and trying to gotcha her and Starmer into saying they'd put this or that tax up, and whether that might be enough to cost Labour their majority. Well on yesterday's episode they're questioning Reeves on why she couldn't just be a bit more honest about taxes going up during the election campaign. Political journalists in this country need a fucking hard reset.

I fucked up a little bit by going to live in America, and so not buying until my late 20s. Missed out on a period of fairly chunky little period of house price inflation, if my mates' experiences is anything to go by. But do I get an article in the Telegraph?! Do I FUCK.

So far the best thing about Sherwood is that stupid cunt Talk TV presenter getting his knickers in a twist about them making the Sheriff of Nottingham a young lesbian, because he thought the show was a retelling of Robin Hood, and that it had "gone woke"

The MIL was asking me about inheritance tax rules last time they were here. I didn't ask why, cos I know it's because they've had the frighteners put on them by the Daily Mail, even though inheritance tax rules need not even remotely concern them.

The wife's parents sometimes come round and I get the "don't talk to me about high interest rates, back in the 80s they were 15%!" etc. I just feel like screaming "YOU BOUGHT A HOUSE FOR EIGHT THOUSAND POUNDS! PROBABLY EVEN LESS! JUST FUCK OFF!"

Watching Sherwood at the minute. It's alright but unless something seriously significant happens in the last 3 episodes, I really don't understand all the hype about it. The Nottingham accent BTW. NAAAAAA instead of now. Every character shouting it in every other sentence. "Siddown! NAAAAAA!"

The fucking ludicrous suggestion that they've had to return to work to make ends meet. 60 BTL properties. FUCKING SIXTY. To "supplement" their pension. "Oh just a little extra to keep the wolves from the door. It means we can have our 3 bar fire on an extra half an hour when the nights are at their coldest." Jokers.

McTotally. Worse than McLovin' that.

Fuck the Macraes.

They've just played a clip at the end of the latest Quiet Riot podcast of Beth Rigby questioning Reeves. Really annoyed voice on her. "I spoke to Wes Streeting before the election and put it to him that the NHS would need additional funding, and his response was that more funding was not the answer to save the NHS. You've just announced £22.6bn of extra funding for day to day healthcare for the NHS. You just have not been straight with the British public." What do you even say to that? You're getting pulled up for trying to improve the NHS now. These journalists are fucking pathetic.

I thought she was George Osborne?

Villa, Brighton, Chelsea, and hopefully Man City all going out tonight. Still Liverpool, Arsenal, Man United, and Spurs (or Man City) in the hat though.

Tonali had a canny game for a lad that was being fully written off by some on here at the weekend. 😎

I love to bathe in the sunlight of your match thread posts.

I'd love to swing Cucurella around by his hair and see how far I could throw him. Like I'm throwing the hammer.

Their keeper was lucky as fuck there.

Man City look to be on their way out. Still loads of big lads left in it though. Helps when you get a bye in the early rounds though.

Pretty much this. Whatever you think about it, this is not an attempt at more managed decline. They're trying to do something. Don't know if it'll work, but they're giving it a go.

This commentary team will not shut the fuck up for a second.