Gemmill

Onana.

Same 11. Slightly improved bench.

Forest. Dickheads.

It would serve him right for being younger than me.

Win today, Spurs get beat tomorrow, and we're 5th.

Squid Game The Challenge is good tv.

TBD turning up at SJP later.

Aye that last one really hits hard.

Gloom turning up at SJP tomorrow.

They're trialling sin bins in football next season. Lads. Fucking leave it alone.

Did you do the funny walk?

Worst example was Harry at that fancy dress party.

I'm not quoting tdansmith there btw. I'm quoting Wardi who told the SAME SHIT JOKE a week ago.

What was the question, I'll tell you what the answer was.

Autocorrect is a pisser. What is a cum fort, wykiki, and did you become a QS so you could build the best one?

Fingers crossed for you mate. Hope number 4 works out or something else comes along soon after.

What did you make of a cruise? Acorah notwithstanding. I half like the idea of just being deposited in different places, but the prospect of having to sit on tables with other guests for dinner and running into the same people all the time would have me swimming for shore.

Interesting Shearer on TRIF saying he spoke to UEFA the day after the game and they said they were very disappointed and that the ref and his team all knew immediately after the game they'd made a mistake. Almost makes it worse. Take the time to get it right ffs.

I knew I'd seen that shirt somewhere before. Derek Acorah!

There's a documentary been made about that kid on the balcony. Something went on there.

@Renton Think I've been under general anaesthetic three times and I thought it was fucking class. Exactly as you described, a dreamless sleep, one minute you're counting and the next minute you're waking up somewhere else entirely. I'm up for that minus the waking up when the time comes.

Sorry to hear about your mam, mate. My gran has been in hospital this past week. She's 96 and just not doing great, and she was saying to my mam that the problem is she's lived too long and she doesn't want to be here any more. Made me think that an off switch is required too. No one should have to suffer beyond what they've got the stomach for.

I learned that. There's a bloke in Newcastle teaches it. My mam had learned when she was struggling with my sister not being well, and it sounded interesting so I gave it a go too. I don't use it anymore but I got a bit out of it at the time and like you say, there's comforting theory around stuff like that.

There's absolutely zip. It's like when you go under for an operation. Unless you go to hell, in which case it's a sammynb playlist on repeat for you.