Gemmill

Up yours Patrick Moore.

This fucking prick doing an open top bus tour of his home town shouting "I want my country back" at random, uninterested people.

No booking for Akanji. It's so fucking blatant.

No card for Rodri. No replay. No bother.

I still hope they win the league though. Spurs 2 down at Fulham.

I'm gonna attempt to make myself feel better by watching this later. I'm not saying I know that they've definitely cheated, no one does, but the delay tactics and the failure to cooperate is exactly the shit Trump does, and it's always cos he's guilty. I'm just fucking sick of coming up against these financially roided up cunts.

Keystone Cops from Willock and Isak there. Fair to say we're not getting the rub of the green.

Doku is just Maxi. I'm sure Pep will turn him into something given time, but what's happened with Grealish?

Danny Murphy's a better pundit than he is a commentator. He's massively negative. We're playing the fucking best team in the world, arsehole. They're a financially doped behemoth with the best coach in the world. It's nigh on impossible to turn up at their ground and get a result and they've had two spawny deflections. We've been unlucky basically and this prick is putting it down to attitude and determination.

Probably just instinct.

I dunno what Sven's thinking there mind.

Ah fuck off man.

I would have let Doku go there, he seems fucking clueless most of the time.

That didn't look out either. Three city players put their hands up though so he best give a throw.

Great stuff from the ref. As if it's not hard enough. Fucking hopeless the officials in this country.

If theres anything to the 115 charges against this lot, I hope they finally get their comeuppance. Total sour grapes, but it's just fucking ridiculous coming up against this lot time and again.

Fuck off.

Well done Murphy there.

I'll sort the team news lads, you carry on with your nose jokes.

I was tempted to wait til 2pm when they turned up to take the stuff away so I could get my remonstrate on.

What would have been genuinely mind blowing would have been the length of the walk back to the car, after I arrived at St Mary's Lighthouse to find a lentil on a stick.

Interestingly enough, Pluto was at the well known dogging site St Mary's Lighthouse. Another of Renton's recommendations.

I told my lass (repeatedly) that we'd be walking to Uranus and then heading back, but we had to abort the mission on account of its shitness. Her anus remains uncharted territory.

FEAST YOUR EYES ON THE PLANET VENUS! A well sucked gobstopper stuck to the end of a straw. It's the new Willie Wonka Land.

The sun was a fucking large beachball. All the other planets were about the size of a pea. Genuinely the worst recommendation anyone has EVER made on here. Worse than any of CT's by a mile.