Gemmill

The hands on the left should have a child's bum in them.

Let's see you say that when he's got you in a rear naked choke. And btw, the reason he talks like that is cos a big lad put him in a "tongue twister" hold a couple of years back when he was less experienced. No one can get the knot out.

Home fixtures PL table: Away fixtures PL table: We're stinking away from home so far this season.

Pearson is pretty big news in the local MMA community.

Could be worse, I could be walking around in your fucking shirt.

They're more than welcome to a 0-6 defeat-win. Then they can watch the draw for the next round and work out which number ball they are.

Hope he's there to kick fuck out of Mbappe.

Keane's torment. Best breakfast you can ask for.

He's still wearing those Nike Air Morphy Richards steam iron trainers as well. Prick.

That would be the classiest bye in the business. I'll take it.

Good lads.

Spurs equaliser. Fully expect City to go through the gears here and score another one or two.

Prontur.

Ange never lost two games in a row in the SPL. Today will be number 4 if it stays like this. It always looked like they might be streaky playing this style. I'm really hoping it's too streaky to be a top 4 threat. Things get a lot more straightforward for us if it's us and Villa for 4th (and possibly 5th) for CL.

"Can I get a phurtur?" "A what?" "A phurtur. On ma phurn."

Your lass has gone full toon army. That's mint though, I bet he was made up.

Most of them seem to be fucking gutted at drawing us. Which is baffling given how much better than us they are.

To be fair, it's met with pretty much universal ridicule.

Equaliser.

Spurs winning. 😏

Commentator has come to life. "THERE'S NOT A BETTER PLACE IN WORLD FOOTBALL!" Dear me.

Ugh they've won it. Liverpool. Minging. We'll hear about this all week.

She's adamant Liverpool will get another chance to win this now. Howay Fulham.

Ugh Villa too. What is this bullshit?!

The fucking cunts have equalised.