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Miley's passing is excellent. He gets shown up for what he is on nights like this, but he's gonna be a really good player by the look of it.

The comeback's on here. Their magic inhalers have worn off.

I'd take 7th and smashing some shite sides up with our second string in the Conference League.

Arsenal are pressing us fucking relentlessly and they're very good at it. These aren't unforced errors we're making. They're just all over us. We're probably a decade behind this lot in terms of squad and club development. Us doing anything tonight was a massive ask. It's not a case of "well why can't we just be better than this".

Dear me. We're playing an excellent side. We're not remotely "a Bruce team". There's some fucking bizarre, entitled reactions on here to us getting beat at times.

Fair play to Arteta mind. The bloke is an arsehole, but these are fucking class.

Lucky bastards there.

Bollocks.

Gonna be a long night.

Think Tino has definitely got a problem. Keeps testing his hamstring or his knee or something.

Fair play to the ref for actually booking him there. They usually get another three goes at it.

Some dogshit song called North London Forever which they adopted as an anthem.

Tino limping. Hopefully just being a fanny.

What happened? Missed this top shelf banter.

Us to win and Howe and Tindall to pair up at the end and sing "U-G-L-Y! YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI! YOU UGLY!" to Keown in the post match interview.

Barndog Millionaire to come on and score the winner.

Burn dropped, Isak back, Karius starts.

Some patter about Dubravka being out. Karius to start??

Truss has got zero chance of making big money in America. You couldn't ask for anyone less box office/razzmatazz than her. She's fucking boring.

I hope they never fire this conman.

Brailsford in the crowd. Lovely.

Spawny red fucks.

Brighton can get fucked mind. We better finish above those knackers.