Gemmill

Honestly I didn't even spot we were on there til you pointed it out. I've tried looking around to see what our current FFP/PSR position is after that last set of accounts, but I've given up. Let Dazzler or Howay work it out and explain it.

Villa sailing close to the wind.

I mean the speaker has to be from one of the elected parties. If you think Hoyle is bad though, the Tories intend to replace him with one of theirs, so let's see how that goes.

You should have said "NO WAY have you been a woman all your life! Seriously though, is that right cos I am about to lose a pretty large bet."

Listening to Kieran Maguire, he reckons per conversations he's had with employment lawyers, anything in excess of 12 months gardening leave becomes hard to enforce and can be challenged. Which would still keep daft lad out of commission for the next two transfer windows.

I haven't been able to read the whole thing but even just the intro to this would seem to suggest Everton would somehow be in even worse shape if they get taken over by 777 than they are currently.

Good news all round.

Luton. They'll fuck it up, no doubt, but you've got to bask in these moments.

Hoyle claims he has genuine concerns about MP safety and he wanted to table all three motions to allow a full debate to be had. I mean they were all political game playing and what the Speaker did fucked with the SNP and Tory plan to squeeze Labour. Starmer was apparently facing up to 80 of his party rebelling and voting for the SNP motion if they didn't get a chance to vote on their own. That plan getting torpedoed by the Speaker caused hell on.

He allowed the SNP motion and both the Labour and Tory amendment to be tabled. I think procedure would dictate that once the govt tabled an amendment, it should only have been theirs and the SNP original motion. It all kicked off from there. Once it became apparent that the Tories were going to sit the vote out, the SNP realised that meant the Labour amendment would pass so they wouldn't be able to vote on their own motion. At that point the SNP and Tories staged a walkout. The Labour motion has since passed, the Speaker has apologised, but the SNP are saying his position is untenable. Real grown up shit basically.

Sounds like he's up for giving Mason Greenwood another chance too. He just seems like an all around great bloke.

Parliament covering itself in glory tonight. Tories and SNP all stormed out in a huff over procedure so the votes on a ceasefire have been cancelled. What a fucking embarrassment the lot of them are.

There's a separate quote where he calls Newcastle suggesting that Ashworth sit on gardening leave for 1.5 years "completely stupid". He seems VERY charming. The really good news for him is that there's a way for him to stop it happening.

I'm absolutely thrilled to report that Sir Jim Ratcliffe is very much adopting a "GUYS! We're Manchester United. Just hand him over." approach. I'm sure this will endear him to our lot. "I won't get dragged into that, but first allow me to get dragged into that." Cunt.

It could be worse.

To your point. This one is coming down the line:

Looking forward to some Still Ill based chants. A load of MLFs going to the match with daffodils in their back pockets. And being racist too.

PAGING @wykikitoon Motorist behaving badly itt. We need a ruling.

Been up a pig's arse, I reckon. The grass.

Kyril reaction shots: "But if there's a Championship club that's ambitious... ... wants to work in the right way... .... And be open and honest about things... ... I'd love to do that."

Fair play to THE CREASE.

In the words of Alan Partridge: LIAQUAT FOOTBALL!

Am I being deepfaked here?