Gemmill

Must have some wild attitude problem.

Twitter celebrating cos Burn won't play left back again this season.

Looks like he's playing on. I'll give it 90 seconds to ping completely.

Fucking hell man. Another one fucked.

SS?

Fuck knows what they'll come up with here. I reckon no pen.

Oh maybe not actually. It just looked like neither of them was anywhere near the ball on live viewing.

This is getting overturned, I reckon.

Thread.

I'm having sriracha chicken noodles. Up yours, Jesus.

Iron Eagle was his crowning glory. An Officer and a Gentleman was basically the preamble.

Barnes, Trippier and Livramento all might be back tomorrow according to Hope's interpretation of Howe's press conference.

Simon Cowell told me there'd be a lot of jealousy but I didn't expect it from my biggest fans.

Pipe down, Judge Nutmeg!

New Les Paul for junior.

She was in a big hoody and looked harassed to fuck trying to negotiate the pushchair through the station. Meanwhile, our boy was looking pristine and unruffled in a grey tracksuit, carrying a small rucksack.

My gifts aren't working but believe me when I say, you were getting a Steven Seagal one in response to this.

Let's remind ourselves about THAT SHIRT before we go throwing accusations of campness around.

I was down there signing a record deal with a major label if you must know.

Spotted at King's Cross by yours truly yesterday, with his missus and a kid in a pushchair. He needs to start living like a millionaire and getting a limo, not pissing about with trains.

I'm the one calming things, SLUMLORD! You're the one saying "I think he's fucked". Apologise.

The club will have been falling over themselves to comply with the FA investigation. They're not gonna hand him a ban that runs beyond the end of his existing one. He's been charged, he'll now plead no contest or whatever the FA charge equivalent is, and they'll quickly move to say due to the club and player's cooperation and the fact that he's already served a lengthy ban, he has a concurrent ban which ends at the same time as the other one. It's in nobody's interest to further punish the bloke. I caution you all to stop being ABSOLUTE BRENDAS about this whole thing. Some of you HAVE THE NERVE to call Craig Hope negative.

I don't agree on either point. The FA won't be canvassing for support from other clubs in their decision, it's nowt to do with them, and if someone has a gambling addiction in a profession where you're not allowed to gamble, he'd be keeping it well under wraps. He basically got found out cos that cunt at Villa (?) grassed on him.

He looked a hit when he was playing tbf. The period training under Howe won't have doje him any harm either. Common sense will prevail here and he'll be lining up at the start of next season.