Gemmill

Truer Geordie.

The comparison with last season is a good shout. If last season looks worse on those stats then it turns this bloke's patter into bollocks, cos we were actually incredibly lucky with injuries last season.

Add two dislocated shoulders to that too.

You'd play Anderson there before you thought about putting Murphy there. You need to start doing jigsaw puzzles or something, keep that mind active, or these suggestions will start getting worse.

We'd need to see other managers and the relative impact of the injuries to even start drawing conclusions. I doubt the figure at Bournemouth included 2 snapped ACLs and two broken backs in the same season for example.

He's fucking hopeless. He can't even do pathetically shit staged social media content right.

Here's a screenshot from the last time I explained it to you.

He used it for cornering, like Spiderman.

Yeah this is not for you.

The league table sorted by Expected Points fundamentally disagrees that we don't deserve European football this season. Look at West Ham, Man United and Spurs ffs.

No one is clipping my wings.

No sign of you retiring from this shit patter.

Pickford will be walking around with a little toot-on in his Jorts tonight. Jordan Pickford's Jorts 'n' Dick-forts.

Blows bang on 9 minutes. So nothing happened in injury time to add time on for? Just fuck off.

Chermiti should already have had one yellow if the ref was doing his job properly. Ah all the cards are coming now when it's too late to make a difference. Fuck off ref, you coward.

Everything about Everton fucking honks. Their whole shtick is just to be spoiling fucking cunts. I'm fucking furious with Dummett here, although he's not the only one to blame, we've allowed ourselves to be dragged down to their level.

We've been shit in the second half. First half we were in total control.

I don't like blaming individuals for stuff but Dummett can just fuck off with that shit.

Dear me. What a stupid cunt. It's Ashley Young and he's nowhere near the ball ffs.

I think that's a pen. What a prick Dummett.

Burn's having a good game. Captain's performance.

That should be another card for that foul on Krafth there.

Willock to score here.

Barnes is class.

Warning signs. We can't be letting these steal any points, they're fucking crap.