Gemmill

Yeah this is not for you.

The league table sorted by Expected Points fundamentally disagrees that we don't deserve European football this season. Look at West Ham, Man United and Spurs ffs.

No one is clipping my wings.

No sign of you retiring from this shit patter.

Pickford will be walking around with a little toot-on in his Jorts tonight. Jordan Pickford's Jorts 'n' Dick-forts.

Blows bang on 9 minutes. So nothing happened in injury time to add time on for? Just fuck off.

Chermiti should already have had one yellow if the ref was doing his job properly. Ah all the cards are coming now when it's too late to make a difference. Fuck off ref, you coward.

Everything about Everton fucking honks. Their whole shtick is just to be spoiling fucking cunts. I'm fucking furious with Dummett here, although he's not the only one to blame, we've allowed ourselves to be dragged down to their level.

We've been shit in the second half. First half we were in total control.

I don't like blaming individuals for stuff but Dummett can just fuck off with that shit.

Dear me. What a stupid cunt. It's Ashley Young and he's nowhere near the ball ffs.

I think that's a pen. What a prick Dummett.

Burn's having a good game. Captain's performance.

That should be another card for that foul on Krafth there.

Willock to score here.

Barnes is class.

Warning signs. We can't be letting these steal any points, they're fucking crap.

Ah fuck me, this is getting disallowed isn't it.

There we go. Pressure building on the Dutch slap head.

Need to get a grip here, we're getting dragged into a physical battle against these knackers.

The cat fucker has equalised for THE AMMUZ.

Spurs doing us a favour, one up v West Ham. Overhaul them and Man United to finish 6th is a realistic target.

Burn comfortable letting that bounce, safe in the knowledge that Beto is shit.

Pickford should release a range of plus-size arse jean shorts called Jordan's Jorts. I fucking guarantee he wears them all the time when he's not playing.

Could've been worse though, he could have been Beto.