Gemmill

The whiff of Quiff?

Pixel 8 arrived yesterday. First time in a while I've not had a Samsung and I really like it. I mean there's not a lot of difference these days now that they're just messing about around the ages with the new software releases, but my lass has just got an S23 and I prefer this to that fwiw. Or at least I'm telling myself I do.

Temporary hiatus, I reckon. That stuff will be back when the time is right.

Was it Renton that started the "Where is the Chelsea thread?" thread too btw? The non-stop cunnilingus has warped his brain.

Aye great post. Probably took you half an hour and based on an incorrect premise. I hope you get the patient trolley with the fucked wheel tonight, I really do.

There'll be plenty of this, it's what happens when you recruit well. He might leave, but we should make them pay through the nose for it if he does.

We can test the new functionality with Alex.

Mods, I'd like to know if there's a way of stopping a specific poster from reading your posts. Could I get a report on this by tomorrow morning please? Do I have a specific poster in mind? No, just wondering.

You've got to be better than this. You're not. But you've got to be.

Get yourselves stuck into this.

Isn't tooner Canadian too?

If the hold a single red hand aloft, the nation will likely assume they've been violently fisting one another. Contextually, it makes the most sense.

Brighton 0.00xG from the first half v Arsenal. Actually quite impressive.

1 nil Brentford. Just a really great bunch of lads.

Brentford with a golden opportunity to go 1 up v Villa there. Bellends.

"a funeral van"

TDK?!

Pathetic, I thought it was something serious!

Aye it would be brutal watching him play for any other team in this country.

Hope you're alright mate!

Him and Bruno being interviewed together on MOTD was nice. He just sounds like a bairn and then Bruno saying it's heard to believe he's only 17. He's got the perfect midfield partner in Bruno too. Miley himself is playing like a seasoned pro, but having Bruno there, always available for a pass, never looks under pressure, borderline untacklable, is massive. Love them both. And £100m will buy us a lot if someone triggers Bruno's release clause, but I don't think we'd be able to replace him with better, just cos there aren't many (any?!) around.

Any good? Or are you asking us? I hate it when you get a football book and it's like reading a dry as fuck text book. Worried it might be one of those.

Fair play to Tierney for giving the pen at the Etihad in the 90somethingth minute. Plenty of those get inexplicably ignored and they let VAR make the decision for them. Also fair play to Pep for looking thoroughly confused and just saying "It's a pen" when the MOTD interviewer tried to get a controversial reaction out of him.

IT'S YOUR PATTER!

His ban means that there's certain parts of the stadium he's not allowed to go in on a match day. The dressing room will be one of them. Waugh was talkibg about it on the Athletic Football Podcast this week. That they have to be careful on a match day.