Gemmill

If I told you that we would get 5th place, but that it being a CL spot would rely on two things happening: - Arsenal win the CL - Liverpool win the EL .... How much do you want that CL spot?

Started to wonder last night if this was something to be worried about, then remembered that they've been pulling this shit in that region for my entire life. I wish they'd all just fuck off tbh. That stupid cunt in Russia too.

It's so weird, cos no one that has watched a decent amount of football is looking at that last minute pen and measuring exactly where first contact took place. It's like Gillet hasn't watched much football and was just attracted to the job cos he knew he likes running round fields and sitting in vans.

Fans near the incident report that Bennett could be heard to say "Bhat yer bhink yer bhoing, beebie!?" to the Scottish international.

Of course Sheff United have got a player called Ollie Arblaster.

Aye I thought that coverage was bollocks. If I'm Elliott Anderson, I'm sitting down last night thinking they might focus on my performance. Instead all they talked about was Tottenham negatives. Pretty disappointing.

They've got 6 games left, 4 at home, 2 away, but two of their home games are Arsenal and us, and one of their away games is Brighton. I definitely fancy us to keep our noses ahead of them now. They're getting fucking battered every game and they're finally starting to get the results that reflect that.

I'm about to fire up MOTD now. I think there is a canny big story in how shit Spurs are. They've only played their PL games really this season, cos they got dumped out of the domestic cups sharpish and had no Europe. With their squad and that light of a schedule, they should be much closer to the title race, but instead they only won away once since December and are now clinging on to a battle for 4th/5th with a Villa side that still has (albeit shit) Europe to contend with. Postecoglou has been getting away scot free with the media for a while now.

The ref giving the first one in real time is crazy. The deflection happens so fast, there's no way he knows that's a penalty.

Knob.

That's a pen for me.

Fun looking at the table and seeing us on the same points but SIXTEEN goals better off on GD. The fucking frauds.

Two shots on target now. Two goals.

Penalty for that.

12 first half shots on goal conceded. It'll be another 20+ match by the end of the game.

I'm starting to think they'll sack Ten Hag at the end of the season. They're terrible every match now and he seems oblivious to it.

Goofy cunt equalises with their solitary shot on target.

Remember we tried to get Cole Palmer on loan as well. Shame that one didn't come off.

Aye, I would never have thought the skinny kid at Everton had this in him. He seems to be absolutely loving it as well.

Bournemouth beating Erik's shambles.

They'd sing Jimmy Savile's name if he was getting them 10 goals a season. There'd also be way more dickheads turning up to the match dressed as sheikhs if they got bought out by the Saudis. Being too classy for owners that will never want them is all they've got left.

Mourinho used to be such an engaging character. Plus when he first turned up in this country and nearly put Ferguson and Wenger in a loony bin, it was tremendous.

Next season is gonna be fucking class.