Gemmill

Just 4 points behind these red bellends now. I don't want anyone suggesting we can finish above them though, I said it a couple of weeks back and it was VERBOTEN!

GET IN!

"Yer can't blame Yanited." Those were his actual words 5 or 10 minutes into the second half. It's the "dark arts" when it's anyone else. He can just fuck off.

Kyle Walker's been watching too much Jacob Murphy.

I think that footage is based on early Morebattle tribal wear.

Willock's fucking class, I absolutely love the kid. Glides about the place, his cardio is ridiculous too for a bloke that's been out with an achilles problem.

ZIP IT.

Onana needs booking here. He's fucking taking the piss.

The best and worst of Rashford on display today. Mostly the worst.

It's the same with them all the time. Moments of individual brilliance from a dogshit team. Long way to go though.

Could easily have got away with just pissing himself and seen all three goals.

Zero journalistic integrity, this one.

That is quite the turnaround. Yeah I loved it, I'll be listening to the soundtrack. Gonna get my hair cut like the main bloke in it too.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/athletics/68459655 Fair play like, she fully commits to the Mickey Mouse impression in the post race interview. She earned every penny of that bet.

BODYSHAMING MUCH?! OMG.

#shitpatteroftheyearnominee Just a labelling system I'm testing, nothing to worry about.

Jess Ennis has just said her throat is hurting cos there was so much action in last night's session. Good lass.

There's gonna be a worst patter of the year awards ceremony this December. "kiss of death" and "teehee Everton" content is expected to feature HEAVILY.

Aye I'm hoping Man City wreck Ten Hag's lot this afternoon and then Klopp's lot next weekend.

Team GB has got some top new indoor world champion pole vaulting clacker.

All valid points but we almost need an independent inquiry at the minute to look into the stuff that just goes in this lots' favour. There's absolutely a "you make your own luck" element to it, and maybe it's as much as 90%, but there's no doubt in my mind that this lot get help in a way that I don't think any other team does, including Man United.

I'm his aviators.

I'll make you a deal. I'm Toontastic's Luke Edwards if you're Toontastic's Simon Jordan.