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I reckon Fanny has just seen him take his top off and spouted that cos he's not ripped.

They'll all be in the players lounge now with Gladiators on the big screen.

Murphy. Is he holding Trippier's man bag?

I believe the phrase is "daft cunt".

Ollie Watkins making his FIFTIETH Premier league start in a row, according to the commentator there. I mean just fuck off. Ah good Alan Smith on co-co-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

HOWAY THE KENNY!

Lee Hendry as a pundit on Sky looks healthier now than he ever did as a player. Looks like he's finally kicked the smack. Fair play.

We won't replace him with better but we would end up with a stronger squad. It'll be his choice if he does go. I just hope he goes abroad.

THAT'S the spirit!

Lewis Hall looking sick as a chip on the bench. Turn up to training on time, DICKHEAD. FUCK OFF LIVERPOOL.

Mint.

Miggy man, we volley those into the far corner, remember?!

Look at us with a usable subs bench man. Ugh Spurs have taken the lead. Fucking dickheads.

Don't worry, there's plenty to go round.

The Mackems currently on 0.14 xG in the 77th minute. Absolute gentlemen.

Murphy off. Fucked now.

If we can just get the ball to Murphy 30 yards out, we can put this one to bed.

If we can keep Bruno in the summer and upgrade elsewhere in the midfield, Bruno will go back to being absolutely scandalous, and old Fanny Murphy will be munching my jaffas.

Burn didn't quite commit to the foul there. Just yank him down.

Anyone see Fanny Murphy in the week saying Bruno will never be a great cos he's not a good enough athlete?

The FAAAAACKIN AMMUZ have equalised.

I'm done with those dickheads. Happy for them to beat THE AMMUZ today.

Brighton and West Ham both losing too. Everything's coming up toon army.