Gemmill

16 stone of fat mess by Christmas Eve.

Just finished wrapping so I'm all done. Feels good to be a Christmas gangsta.

A lot of people obsessed by Adam Pearson and his content itt. As I predicted would happen.

BlueSaga.

I'm not on there. I'm not entirely convinced you and Toonpack are either.

Gets mentioned every time something like this gets posted, but try and count the obese people in that video. Compare it to walking through town today. Nice trip through memory lane too.

I'm just a really, really great bloke. Here I've found a Christmas special that's more your speed. Cannon and Ball's 1986 Christmas Special. (the truth is, I'm watching this tomorrow. This bloke has all of them going back to 1980. )

Went to the Beehive on Sunday and their steak and ale pie was fucking incredible. Proper pie, none of this casserole with a puff pastry lid hoyed at it. Tremendous.

A lot of you obsessed with AP's content. As I predicted.

She was on telly a decent amount in her previous roles. Thoroughly unimpressive, made to look a fool on the regular, and they're so short of any talent that she's now Health Secretary. They're a fucking embarrassment. I'm so desperate for them to be wiped out at the next election.

I'm just not used to Renton trying to be funny.

Was that a warning that you got in Facebook? They don't even get past the front door, and most of them are 60+.

Aye Tesco deliveries pre booked for ever weekend in December. Even getting in and out of the car park is hell, never mind entering the shop.

Good lads.

It's a hobby. She understands.

Also some bloke cooks an unbelievable looking spicy pork belly dish for them with "Yorkshire pudding naan". It's worth watching just for that.

Gutted. This was going to be the centrepiece of my Christmas celebrations.

I'm not a fan and I don't usually bother with them, but the Hairy Bikers Christmas Special this year is a canny watch. The older one has had a year of cancer treatment (he's still in treatment), so it's more a show about two canny enough blokes who are best mates, their relationship, and how they've coped with the prospect of one of them not being around anymore.

Have you tried hitting your wife? Honestly, I can't recommend it enough.

I'll be sat on the sofa with the wife and the dog actually, you RAPIST! Great times will be had by all. The dog will be constantly looking for high fives from his favourite person in the world (me).

Sorry, were you calling me a dweeb earlier? I tried explaining this to a lass at work for filename convention and she just looked at me like she wished I was dead.

Well that's me broken up for Christmas. Preparing my dinner of pizza and mojitos. Comfortably the classiest bloke in Wideopen.

Aye, I was thinking the same. We didn't have the worst locations for travel this time around, but when the match finishes 11pm local time you've basically lost the next day to travel which is always draining.