Gemmill

Fuck off.

Well done Murphy there.

I'll sort the team news lads, you carry on with your nose jokes.

I was tempted to wait til 2pm when they turned up to take the stuff away so I could get my remonstrate on.

What would have been genuinely mind blowing would have been the length of the walk back to the car, after I arrived at St Mary's Lighthouse to find a lentil on a stick.

Interestingly enough, Pluto was at the well known dogging site St Mary's Lighthouse. Another of Renton's recommendations.

I told my lass (repeatedly) that we'd be walking to Uranus and then heading back, but we had to abort the mission on account of its shitness. Her anus remains uncharted territory.

FEAST YOUR EYES ON THE PLANET VENUS! A well sucked gobstopper stuck to the end of a straw. It's the new Willie Wonka Land.

The sun was a fucking large beachball. All the other planets were about the size of a pea. Genuinely the worst recommendation anyone has EVER made on here. Worse than any of CT's by a mile.

I'm talking about American Pie, not Dazzler's paedo box set.

Worth it for introducing the world to that lass who gets her baps out.

Looks great. Must admit I'd love somewhere a bit out in the sticks instead of the new build shite I'm living in atm. One day maybe. CT will take that jacuzzi off your hands, no bother. Do you take crypto?

For someone who rarely comes into General Chat, for you to take the time to come here and post THIS. OF ALL THINGS. THIS!? DISGUSTING!

I watched it. This is a pretty good summary.

Alex Jones has a message for the people posting in this thread:

Best thing about all this was Flynn rolling all those Rs.

Sorry to hear your news Gloomy. Must be a horrible time for your wife. Awful watching people you love suffer.

This cunt is so bad at this. On a day where he should have been contrite, he's come out sneering.

Lying to people that you're the party of low taxes isn't working.

I needed my nappy changed.

Nice one Dave, great news.

I'm beginning to think Frank Hester might be racist.

Pleased we're not on the cunt list. Forest though. Might be stealing from their future selves at current rate of going.