Gemmill

This commentator. absolute spunkrod.

Good lad Wan Bissaka. Absolute div. 2-2 is a good result for all of humanity.

I'd agree with that too. Except for the very rare occasions where he looks an absolute natural. Some of the chances he's missed recently, fuck me. Not just missed but completely blundered.

Klopp looking insanely camp.

I agree about Longstaff. He was undroppable at times last season, and in the period he was injured we missed him really badly. He looks like he's got the weight of the world on his shoulders this season (as in I genuinely think he looks unhappy at times) and I'm attributing that to his being injured and KNOWING he's not up to scratch. He'll come good again, but we'll also be looking to move on from him. Would be pretty sad if this 80% version is the last time he gets a chance to be a regular first teamer.

Tbf, Liverpool dropping points would be fucking HILARIOUS. I'll take a draw and still he confident we'll overhaul these dicks.

This is why they're so low in the expected points league. The more shots you concede, the more games you'll lose in the long run. Their current position in the league is the result of a combination of individual brilliance, unbelievable luck, and compliant refereeing. And here we go again.

"How's it going Erik?" "DO NOT INTERRUPT MY PROGRESS!"

Brilliant equaliser for 3-3.

Another Reform UK candidate bites the dust, and he's not gone quietly. They really are the home of the scumbag.

De Bruyne with two properly class finishes, the first with his right and the second with his left. There's an endless amount of slavver about him, but he's absolutely ridiculous.

Well allow me to immediately send you a picture of my penis, Abi.

You'll all be absolutely thrilled to hear that Silva has been complaining at Dubravka going down injured and frequently breaking up play.

😬😬😬

Looking forward to some Marco Silva salty, salty tears in the interview.

Great result. Shame West Ham won but surely Man United are dropping points this weekend.

Here we go. Another Kingston Park Supplex incoming.

Candlelight vigil with his vegan mates when they hear about the tree.

Tannoy announcer says a tree has fallen down in the winds. Hope it's landed on Rennie's motorbike.

Schar needs to forget about runs like that at this stage of the game tbh.

Bruno nearly broke his knee.

Up yours Rennie!

Spunkrod Gillet at it again. Hang your heads, Australians!

I am fucking sick of VAR. It's fucking never ending. As soon as anyone scores, they're looking for reasons to disallow. Here he fucking goes to the telly. Fuck this game.

Dear me, are they gonna fucking disallow this?!