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Chelsea not interrupting Ten Hag's progress either. Great lads. Draw works fine for us there.

Aye I've given up on getting excited when Liverpool concede or go behind. They're fucking relentless. I hate them and don't want them to win the league, but it would be fair enough if they did.

I fully agree.

Chelsea 2 up. Wonder if Man United are about to get a long overdue shoeing.

Sounds like the sort of clued-up, responsible behaviour you want from the people running the country. This was the lad trying to hound the speaker out recently. I wonder how he feels today about making a mistake, apologising for it, and being given the benefit of the doubt by your colleagues.

in an ocean of absolute crap, this one truly stands out as a solid gold turd. @Zathrasplease put this thread out of its misery.

A few on here will be rethinking their abuse of him after that latest video, I know that. GSP has got nothing on AP.

Now under investigation by CCHQ and may be expelled from the party. He should announce that he's leaving immediately because he doesn't want to be a party that considers Suella Braverman and Robert Jenrick as potential leadership candidates. Don't let them throw you out ffs.

I just hope you copy and pasted that. Actually I don't, I hope you typed the lot out.

Truer Geordie.

The comparison with last season is a good shout. If last season looks worse on those stats then it turns this bloke's patter into bollocks, cos we were actually incredibly lucky with injuries last season.

Add two dislocated shoulders to that too.

You'd play Anderson there before you thought about putting Murphy there. You need to start doing jigsaw puzzles or something, keep that mind active, or these suggestions will start getting worse.

We'd need to see other managers and the relative impact of the injuries to even start drawing conclusions. I doubt the figure at Bournemouth included 2 snapped ACLs and two broken backs in the same season for example.

He's fucking hopeless. He can't even do pathetically shit staged social media content right.

Here's a screenshot from the last time I explained it to you.

He used it for cornering, like Spiderman.

Yeah this is not for you.

The league table sorted by Expected Points fundamentally disagrees that we don't deserve European football this season. Look at West Ham, Man United and Spurs ffs.

No one is clipping my wings.

No sign of you retiring from this shit patter.

Pickford will be walking around with a little toot-on in his Jorts tonight. Jordan Pickford's Jorts 'n' Dick-forts.

Blows bang on 9 minutes. So nothing happened in injury time to add time on for? Just fuck off.

Chermiti should already have had one yellow if the ref was doing his job properly. Ah all the cards are coming now when it's too late to make a difference. Fuck off ref, you coward.

Everything about Everton fucking honks. Their whole shtick is just to be spoiling fucking cunts. I'm fucking furious with Dummett here, although he's not the only one to blame, we've allowed ourselves to be dragged down to their level.