Gemmill

He was ridiculous. The wobble we had in the second half was entirely because he was no longer there playing whack-a-mole with all their players.

To be fair, one of them pointed out that 2 to 3 years from now they'd still be watching bang average shit bought on the cheap, because THAT is the model. Some of them genuinely seem to think they're going to be the next Brighton.

I read someone on there saying that they "played us 2 to 3 years too early". Because something something the model. They must have some training programmes planned out for these lads.

"That Fred West seems nice" "That Ballard looks good" It's called sarcasm, Sunderland.

Like being started on by Benny Hill.

Boro smashing fuck out of some Villa players and forcing a replay would be canny.

Just watched the replay of the penalty incident again. It's great. You can see Gordon look to his right "oh hello fuckwit" and then just toe the ball in front of himself and brace for impact. Thank you, clown.

I missed this thing turning up! Hope you're still enjoying it. Left shoulder was my problem too - deceptive how much wrangling of a guitar's weight you do with your left arm.

Here we go. It's Beale Out time.

Spare a thought for Bud the horse too who's been watching the game from behind a sofa.

I've completepy forgotten to have a look on RTG. Anyone got any highlights for us?

Bloke's an absolute headphone.

Here's Michael Mogadon Beale.

GOOD AND PROPER!

Lovely stuff that ITV's hoping-for-an-upset mackem panel now has to sit and talk about how shit Sunderland are.

Is that what it takes to take the taste away?

McCoist trying to claim that Ballard has had a good game btw. An own goal, a fucking idiotic penalty, and a foul (and resultant penalty) he would probably have gone for if VAR was on. He was an absolute wrecking ball.

Excuse me, these are a mid table Premier league outfit. Show some respect.

You boozing?

Let's hear from the mackem sympathisers Waddle and Keane now.

Thoughts and prayers with Exile. He's lost fully 50% of his patter with this result.

Demolished these pricks. Good and proper. Back in your fucking box, dickheads.

Gordon knew that thick cunt wouldn't be able to resist. Fucking tremendous from him there. Just knock it ahead of you and wait.