Gemmill

Anti abortion protestors on the Tyne Bridge today BTW. I drove past giving them all the Vs cos I'm fucking nails.

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL FOOTBALL!

It's EXACTLY what it looks like.

One off the golden boot. Could still happen for him.

I mean, all of this is gonna look a bit hollow if he's fucked off two months from now. But I've got faith, I think he might stick around. He's got young kids who were born here, he's just bought a house, presumably his wife is settled, his dad is like a local celebrity.

He was unlucky there cos he won the ball initially but legs got tangled. Not that it matters.

Man United could easily get beasted by Palace, Arsenal and Brighton. And then they've got the small matter of us.

Burnlequaliser.

Man United have scored. Bollocks.

Burnley need to pull their finger out now and it'll have been a lovely day.

NO. FOUR. THEN TWO.

There he is. In his Adidas Flankers. Daft shite.

Poor Anderson. So close again.

I might release this.

Gord-Dogg and Bruno G had to regulate (relegate).

Nah it's a pen. Sexy time reinstated.

Ah fuck, VAR will overturn this.

CHOOK PEN!

PEN! SEXY TIME!

Gordon needs to get back to the meditation mat.

Fuck all for VAR in that one.

Get in. On his flag day too.

Injury notwithstanding, he's a liability atm. It's unfortunate, but true.

Bruno'a radar is off today.